"He may be lacking in courtesy, but he's the best martial artist Detroit has to offer"
"That's right actor, just stay the fvck away from me."
Another brilliant post Steinberg...share
Matt Damon!!
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"Shut your mouth when you talk to me!"
Any comment about "having feelings" - particularly Chris in his submarine.
shareThe scene where Joe is playing pool... it's so absurd and all the marionette can do is move the cue ball a few inches.
"I love your balls!" line from the terrorist when Johnston suggests they stop the jeep.
"Bring her... upstairs!"
"We're guards!"
When Tim Robbins is on fire, toward the end he shouts "Woooo!"
"Get out of the street you *beep* bum! You gave up on life didn't Yuh?"
shareThat makes me laugh so hard every time
TWD & BrBa are the two of the worst shows put on tv
I promise, I won't die!
Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's co<k in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that co<k right in his mouth.
Same - sometimes it pops into my head art work and i start laughing
shareit was bad intelligence, very bad intelligence!!
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E - "I'm sorry"
"Dammit Gary this isn't about sex!"
"Mohammad Ali."
"Surprise! Co<kf@gs!"
Damn I watched this again last night and pissed myself laughing. Fu<k Yeah!
"Cairo. Thats in Egypt."
"QAPLA!"
"Act your way past those guards..."
"Oh, I get it. You want to stick your finger inside me..."
Same here. Just watched it on TMC last night and laughed so much. I didn't remember all the little random lines to which this thread is dedicated. I definitely agree with your example of the pilot from Durka-durka-stan with the "Muhammad Ali!".
My favorite random line was when Gary was talking about his brother's death:
" It was too late. He was already dead before the zoo keepers could gas the gorillas..." LOL random way to subdue caged animals?
Also gotta love: " Jesus *beep* Christ!"
Having Kim Jong Il turn out to be an "alien" (played by a cockroach) was also pure genius.
When Tim Robbins is on fire, toward the end he shouts "Woooo!"
"Remember, there is no I in Team America."
"...Yes there is."
I don't read the script. The script reads me.
Gary: Everyone has AIDS!
Spottswoode: Hold on team. Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team. He proved it last night...by sucking my cock!
Joe: *beep* I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!
Lisa: Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did.
"Gary?"
Machine guns the whole tavern.
"Gary?"
That's the one I was going to add. It makes me cack myself every single time!
Gary?
Then she radios to the guys in the Hummer to say that she thinks Gary has gone with the terrorists but the transmission is garbled. The driver goes, "we'll just kill these guys then find out what she wants". [cut to Gary trying to give the pre-arranged signal by waving his arms in the air] The other guy in the Hummer says something like, "one of them seems to be signalling us, I think he's saying kiss me". "The motherf*%#er" says the driver...
Too, too funny!
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Yes, this one cracks me up every time. "Gary?" followed by murderous mayhem and then another "Gary?" as if nothing had happened. I love it.
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