Funniest Line of ALL Time

"This squirrel died of natural causes."

"Why didn't you cut him off?" "He only had half a beer."

"Son of a bitch." "That *beep* "Hun. Language."

"What are you doing with the television? You are going to sell it!"

the opening text. "A long long time ago..... in the year 2000"

When Jane's like "Tell your father hes a winner." and Billy says it in Spanish and shes just like "....see"

when the secretary tells him to go to the high floor and he sequels! ah aha. so funny

when hes hiding in the offices ceiling and then falls on to the desk

i love the part when hes trying to rob the gas station and Janes looking in from the car and laughing at him! i just love that scene

FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER!!
"You are exactly my brand of heroin."- Edward Cullen

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""What are you doing with the television?!!!" But, you know, with his accent.."

"Funniest Line of ALL Time"

If that's the funniest line you've ever heard, you've been missing out on one hell of a lot of comedy.

I loved when Dick's son says "Papá es un ganador" and Jim Carrey's face after that

PD: Sorry for my English

Annie, from Argentina

"yeah we're gonna call your wife yane"

Spongeroberto! Squarepantilones! LOL I loved that scene too.

"I will be your instructor for beginners, Jeen Kung Pao :))"

After Frank gets tackled again after trying to run from Dick:
"Sorry force of habit!"