mine are:
1."you gonna gargle mayonaise"
"no"
2.young JB:"if you *beep* with me, then i shall *beep* you too"
"get it on when the parties on"
"waaaaaaaaaaaa"
3."he can suck a cock"
4."were just flesh and......bone"
5."to be your little.......bitch"
scenes
1.the whole sasquatch scenes
2.master exploder
3.the devils song
4.young JB hahaha
5.The gig symulator
many others
*qoutes*
1. when it cuts from the actual sasquatch song "da yeti is muh papa and hes going to proteeeect..."
2. "two air vents on the roof, thats what that guy was talkin a..sh!t"
3. "check this riff its f!ckin tasty!"
4. "hes gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down"
5. and tim robbins.."catch me if you can"
"I mean, you heard the guy - IT'S SATAN'S TOOTH." Just love the expression on their faces when JB says that line.
shareAmy Poehler: "What do you want?"
JB: "I will have a small glass of carrot juice."
AP: "We don't have that."
JB: "Then I will have nothing."
Just the way he says that last line is priceless.
best line in the movie:
"check this riff its *beep* tasty"- Satan
its funny because as soon as Satan says it, the camera focuses on JB and KG and their faces are hysterical like they just smelled bad milk in awe of the riff.
Training begins tomorrow.....at the crack of noon! HA...
sharequotes:
compared to *beep* but what about van halen, beatles or *beep* beethoven ?
supranatural not supernatural
they're gonna cum in your ear pussies :))))
no one ever knew anything about it, then it reappeared in south america
satan after their performance: my cock you will suck.
scenes:
what's it gonna be the tits or the pick ? (then KG shows nipples) :))))
JB on the toilet starts *beep* when the guy talks about the pick
the cock push-ups
"sing something douchebag"
"pumpkin" scene from KG's youth
-Bend over and take you to brown town
-Use the c*ck
-I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
-I will put your b*lls in your eyesockets
-Nnow they're here to come again in your ears
"Taste my lightning *beep* "Check this riff it's *beep* tasty" and basically everything else Dave Grohl says.
shareStranger: "I will cut out your eyes... and your balls... and I will put your eyes in your ballsack, and I will put your balls in your EYEHOLES!!!"
KG: "Use the cock!"
JB: *beep*
JB: "What's it gonna be, Kyle? Tits, or Destiny?"
KG: "Tits!"
Bud Black (JB's Dad): "You were a mistake! I should've worn a condom!"
fave scenes:
Final Showdown
the opening scene (Kickapoo)
when JB and KG meet (Classico)
"History of Tenacious D"
"Dude (I totally Miss You)"