Hands down the best line was actually not in the movie at all but in the bloopers running during the credits when Will Ferrell turns to Christina Applegate and says: "This is the most ridiculous thing ever."
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pretty much everything Brick said xD
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"I'm pretty sure that's not being in love"
And that quote about Baxter? eating a whole wheel of cheese.
Oh and when Ron is happy in the news room (I forget exactly why)
"Super duper! Neato!"
sooooooooo many gold quotes
Oh yeah and "Comestai, bitches!"
"I will smash your head into a car windshield, and take your mother dorothy mantooth out on a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!"
" Brick, I've actually been meaning to talk to you about that. You probably should find a safe house or a family member nearby, because you are probably wanted for murder."
The-Saw: Defender of all things TCM2,TCM3, and TCM4.
Not defending the remake or prequel.
The "Skyrockets in Flight" rendition.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"
"LOUD NOISES!!"
Ron: *exhales* "Boy. That escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!"
Champ: "It jumped up a notch."
Ron: "It did, didn't it?"
Brick: "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart."
Brian: "I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?"
Brick: Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident."
Ron: "Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that, you should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
*gasps* "I immediately regret this decision!"
"BLAAAA, THE MAN PUNTED BAXTERRRR!!"
"This is your doctor, Dr. Chim Ritchalds."
"I want to be on you... ... wait!"
"It's so damn HOT! ... MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!"
What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...
NO COMMERCIALS, NO MERCY!"
"You dirtbags have been in third place for five years!"
"Yeah? Well you're about to be in dead place."
"I am gonna straight-up murder your *ss!"
"Smells like Bigfoot's di*k!"
"Take me to Pleasure Town."
You are a smelly pirate hooker.
You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and now we are in love!
[Brian shuts office door]
Ron Burgundy: Did I say that loud?
I'm in a glass case of emotion.
"This burrito is delicious but it is filling."
Kills me every time for some reason.
And in that moment. I swear, we were infinite.share
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This is a subtle line, but cracks me up everytime...when Brick introduces
himself in the beginning, he says “I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I’m polite and I’m rarely late. I like ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
The part that cracks me up is where he says "Years later..." He should have
said "Years from now..." to be grammatically correct, but he says "Years later" as if he was suddenly in the future recaping past events that were yet in the future...hilarious!
By the way, do any english majors know what verb tense that would
be? Future perfect omniscient?
Jeff K
Full time dreamer.
"Excuses are like buttholes - everybody has one and they all stink."
Ron picks up the phone, but nobody answers on the other end, Ron: "Baxter, is that you?... Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee..... Is this Wilt Chamberlin?..."
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There are way too many best lines in this movie.
shareI loved it when Brian Fantana walks around the office and everyone runs away from his "Sex Panther" scent. When he realizes how grossed out everyone is he quietly says, "Yeah, what's that smell"? This really is the funniest movie of all time IMHO.
"It is so hard to get good help these days!" -Al Swearengen
I love Scotch...
Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch...
Here it goes down..
down into my belly.
Mm mm mm...
Lol, totally!
"Scotch, scotch, scotch, ..."
followed by "Milk was a bad choice..."
I actually often say "I'm gonna straight up murder your ass" and "I immediately regret this decision." When an appropriate context arises.
share"I'm a man, a man who built the Eiffel Tower out of metal, and brawn!"
"Ham and eggs coming at ya people, hope you got your griddles."
"That's baby-making music. Uh! Uh!"
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