Hands down the best line was actually not in the movie at all but in the bloopers running during the credits when Will Ferrell turns to Christina Applegate and says: "This is the most ridiculous thing ever."
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These are all quotes frequented in my house:
Ron: "I wanna be on you."
Ron: "You know I don't speak Spanish, English please!"
Ron: "Go f&ck yourself, San Diego." (And the look on Veronica's face when he actually reads it out loud.)
Garth: "You poop-mouth!"
I'm surprised by the amount of 'brick' quotes here. In my opinion the whole movie would have been better without the inclusion of steve carell's character.
I laughed out loud at the editor's telephone call, something like: "but you and i are mature adults we've both seen our fair share of pornographic materials .... oh you never have?" followed by "i'll stop by the school later, Sister Margaret"
"Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank."
"Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd."
"The guy punted Baxter!"
"I thought you were JOKING! I went home & wrote in my diary 'Veronica had a really funny joke today' & laughed about it later that night!"
& when they're prank calling Veronica & Ron says, "I think she bought it." haha
Champ - "You sound like a gay." I...Am...ETERNAL
sharePretty much every line is amazing and perfect.
My favorite: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.
Some of my faves:
Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.
Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.
Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Ron Burgundy: [to an offscreen cameraman] I'm on right now?... I don't believe you.
[goes on smoking]
Ed Harken: Ron, are you paying attention?
Ron Burgundy: Nope!
Ron Burgundy: I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird.
Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt.
I use this one all the time:
Ron Burgundy: [after jumping into the Kodiak bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.
My absolute favorite though is when Danny Trejo answers phone "Rocky's!! Bar, Grill, Fine Dining!!"--Seriously? Fine Dining? Always cracks me up. Then they go into this one:
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.
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