Hands down the best line was actually not in the movie at all but in the bloopers running during the credits when Will Ferrell turns to Christina Applegate and says: "This is the most ridiculous thing ever."
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You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.
shareWhere'd you get your clothes... the toilet... store?
-Nick
"Wow, that escalated quickly...I mean, that got out of hand fast!" Just the way it's edited- a quick cut from the alley with the mayhem of the fight to Ron drinking a beer at his desk with his friends. Just hilarious!!! (I quote it all the time with my students when they start arguing...).
share"I love lamp."
lol, he says it so seriously, it's perfect.
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"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT"
"LOUD NOISES"
People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people
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hehe thankyou very much :D
People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people
I'm Ron Burgundy?
LMAO
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Ladies...Gentlemen...Lentelmen
Easily the best one! Hilarious!
"This is like smearing honey into Keira Knightley!"
- Jeremy Clarkson
"Actually, that's a point of pride. I'm very proud of my mane of pubic hair. So thank you"
share"I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries"
"why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!
Brit: "I stabbed a man with a trident"
Ron: "I saw that!,...Brit killed a guy"
Brick
I've got a strong urge to fly,
but I've got nowhere to fly to.
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
There was a time when news was read by ugly men
60 percent of the time it works all the time
take me to pleasure town
knights of columbus that hurts
great Odin's raven
i just rewatched it last night. one of my fave lines has always been
(Ron crying over baxter in a phone booth]
Brian : Where are you?
Ron : I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!
but one i liked this time around that i never really took notice of before was when ron was acting all macho about veronica, saying the game is on and may best man win stuff like that, thhey all laugh and stuff then brian goes "I'm very aroused" :)
"I ate a big red candle"
shareI love that line too.
share"It's so damn hot, milk was a bad choice!"
Especially because he then proceeds to drinking more milk and getting it all over his beard.
Also, Danny Treyo's character saying "Damn, that dude clean up good!"
"The human torch was denied a bank loan"
"The arsonist has oddly shaped feet"
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Ron: "So Brick are you going to be hosting your celebrity golf tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year!!"
Brick: would you like to come to my pants party,
Veronica: are you trying to ask me if i would come to a party in your pants?
hahaha
Ron: right to the baby maker.
or
What can I say i like the way your put together....
"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again."
"They've done studies. 60% of the time, it works every time. "
"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again." - Champ
And the whole fight scene and the scene after. Those are two of the funniest scenes in a movie ever
"Life is greater than death, and love is greater than both." -Tristan & Isolde
"From the entire channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
And I'm Ron Burgundy...go f--k yourself, San Diego."
Flawless delivery by Farrell.
Yooou are like a big stupid dog, who can't stop eatiiiiing!
"Well, I could be wrong here, but I believe diversity was an old, old wooden ship used during the civil war era"
*Brick Nods in agreement*
"Ron, I'd be surpised if the network were worried about an old, old wooden ship".
*Ron shrugs his shoulders*
LOL
http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=43425730
CANNONBALL!
You ate a whole wheel of cheese?
I'm not even angry I'm just impressed.
I hear their periods attract bears
Comme estan BITCHEZ!
I could go on and on and on.
"What is that?...Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair"
Far and away the best and funniest line of the film.
In fact, one of the best i've ever heard, I literally nearly cried laughing.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Bears can smell the menstruation!
Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
After everyone notices Ron's erection and he says:
"Don't act like you're not impressed"
The delivery cracks me up. I quote that all the time.
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