1. Inferno - The only one that had me on the edge of my seat the whole time, with a wonderful and dramatic ending. Top class.
2. Hell on Earth - Just plain fun, and lots of Pinhead. I know, I know...
3. Original - Started up pretty slow, and I didn't like Julia and Frank much, but it turned out OK.
4. Hellbound - The labyrinth was cool, but skinless Julia was horrible.
5. Bloodlines - The idea was ok, the execution poor. Pinhead in space was sort of hilarious.
6. Hellseeker - Poor rip-off of Inferno. The protagonist hardly seemed bothered by what happened. And the new Kirsty sucked.
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7. Deader - Kari Wuhrer, blaaaaagghh!! Need I say more? Besides screwing up Sliders and doing a porn movie she also starred in Hellraiser 7? Poor, poor story, too.
8. Hellworld - The adventures of a gang of stupid morons. That's right, go sit in the torture chair, go stand in the meathook's path, stick your hand through the floorboard... only thing remotely fun was the ending.
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