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Reasons why the book is 10x better than this abomination of a movie


Book: Ella was a somewhat rebellious, playful, spunky girl that would try to fight her curse, despite the pain it caused her. She would also try to find ways around it.
Movie: She makes no effort to fight the curse and it often makes her look like an idiot.

Book: Ella narrates the story in first-person.
Movie: Eric Idle narrates the story unnecessarily in rhyme and dresses like a lame, medieval bard.

Book: Ella first met Prince Charmont at her mom's funeral after she'd run off to cry over losing her mom. They had a nice walk back to the burial site, and you could already see the affection showing between them. (Apparently Ella's mom was friends with a lot of people, including members of the royal court).
Movie: Ella first meets Prince Charmont when he was being chased by a bunch of fangirls (oh gee, shoving modern Hollywood shit into a fairy tale? Really?) and he forces her to be quiet while hiding with her, and surprised that she's the only girl in the kingdom who doesn't treat him like a god. There's no sign of affection between them at all.

Book: Ella's fairy godmother, Mandy, resembled an older, grandmotherly type, and was smart, sassy, wise, and wonderful to Ella, despite being bossy and ordering her around all the time when working in the kitchen together. Mandy was also good at explaining why using "big magic" was dangerous compared to using "small magic," and why Ella needed to find conventional ways to solve her problems.
Movie: Mandy is played by a skinny brunette (Minnie Driver) and is a sweet, but vapid, stupid, empty character that has little to offer Ella other than a talking book.

Book: Mandy gave Ella a magical book that would have a different story every time she opened it, or it would give her information she could use. Mandy could even write her magical letters in it. The book could even protect itself from being stolen by people like Hattie, by being extremely boring and uninteresting. The book looked like an ordinary, leather-bound tome, and did not directly talk to her with an audible voice.
Movie: Mandy gifts Ella a talking book called "Benny," which looks more like a gift box with a man's head in it. He's annoying, and whatever advice he gives is lost when Ella gets sick of him and throws him in the trash at least once. Talk about cheesy special-effects!

Book: Ella had a very selfish, asshole for a dad, who was also a traveling merchant, and he's the reason she was sent off to finishing school with Hattie and Olive, but he didn't marry Hattie and Olive's mom, Dame Olga, until over halfway through the book, so Hattie and Olive were not Ella's stepsisters at first. Ella was taught how to act and behave like a lady (despite her rebellious nature) and she actually did learn some stuff while there.
Movie: Ella's going to a local "college" to become the medieval fantasy equivalent of a "strong, educated, modern woman," or some garbage like that. It's her own idea, nobody else's and I don't think you see her dad at all in this movie.

Book: Ella made best friends with a sweet girl named Areida, who was from a country next door to Ella's, and Ella learned how to speak Areida's language better through her. They were solid friends throughout the book, even when apart.
Movie: Areida is a boring, secondary character that you see once at Ella's "college" and never again. She's about as interesting as a block of wood.

Book: The only real villains in the story are Ella's curse, and her stepfamily.
Movie: The movie throws in (in addition to Ella's curse and her stepfamily) a stupid evil uncle who's trying to keep the throne for himself and kill Prince Charmont. He rules the kingdom with an iron fist through a cheesy-looking magical staff, has a talking snake, and treats all the magical creatures like second-class citizens. He doesn't even die from the poisoned crown at the end! We see him during that stupid wedding number, riding around in a wheelchair with a bandage on his head.

Book: When Ella ran away and met the elves in the woods, they were a kindly, nature-oriented people who were wonderful craftsmen and gave her a beautifully scuplted wolf mug as well as a pony and supplies to last her until she got to the Giant's farm (she was searching for Lucinda to try and break her curse). She traveled alone during the first half of her journey.
Movie: Ella rescues an elf in a cornfield (guess they stole that from "Wizard of Oz,") who wants to become a lawyer, and the elves were acting like a bunch of singing, dancing, broadway show idiots dressed in leafy green clothes in the woods (an idea they probably stole from the Camelot scene in "Monty Python.")

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Book: After she left the elves, Ella had the misfortune of running into ogres. However, Ella had a gift with languages, and it was established much earlier in the book that she loved learning the exotic languages, such as Gnomic and Ogrese. She had been studying them at the finishing school in her spare time. She also figured out how to use the ogre's "convincing magic" against them, and talked them all into sleeping before Prince Charmont and his knights come in to rescue her, and discover she didn't actually need rescuing, but she didn't stop them from tying the ogres up either.
Movie: Ella does not show any signs of knowing any language other than English and doing a poor job of talking the Ogres out of eating her, and they order her to shut up and not to move, so she can't say or do anything at all to save herself, and Charmont is the one who has to rescue her in a cheesy, rescue-the-damsel scene. The ogres look nothing like the ones in the book, and are more a symbol of ass jokes than anything truly terrifying.

Book: Ella gets a chance to watch the Giant's wedding and meet Lucinda, who unfortunately tricks her with an order to be happy about her curse instead of feeling normally about it. Ella ends up meeting her dad and going back home, and Mandy nullifies the order Lucinda gave her by ordering her to feel any way she wants about the curse.
Movie: Ella is forced to sing a stupid musical number at the Giant's party.

Book: Lucinda was a stupid, if ridiculously sweet and well-meaning fairy. She didn't realize what her magic was doing to the babies she'd "blessed" until Mandy tricked her into spending 3 months as a squirrel and 3 months as a child with the obedience curse, and not only was Lucinda forced to eat humble pie, she finally stopped giving "gifts" to innocent people at weddings and births. Lucinda does help Ella a little bit in going to the 3 masquerade balls near the end of the book, but she only really provides jewelry and pumpkin carriage.
Movie: Lucinda's an arrogant, snotty bitch who cares only about herself, never learns her lesson about cursing people, and forces Ella to go to the one ball in the movie.

Book: Ella and Char fell in love for real, mostly through their various encounters throughout the book, and letters exchanged between them over the first year she was living with her stepfamily and being forced to work as a servant, and he was in the kingdom next door doing a cultural immersion.
Movie: Ella and Char are only in love because the script said so, not because of any noteworthy relationship actually forming between them. The movie did a really bad job of showing them developing a relationship.

Book: Ella only talked about someone taking advantage of her curse to possibly kill Char, should she agree to marry him while still cursed. It was one of the final things that gave her the willpower to finally break it, using her love for Char and telling him "No!" at first after he'd tried the slipper on her and asked her to marry him. It was an epic internal battle to read up on.
Movie: Char's uncle found out about Ella's obedience curse and ordered her to kill Char at the ball with a dagger. She breaks the curse because she luuurves him and knows it's wrong. She's put in prison for "attempting to assassinate the prince," has to break out the next morning, and stop him from being crowned king because she heard about the crown being poisoned.

Book: Ella talks about their wedding and how everything went great for their happily ever after in the last chapter. She even talks about Mandy moving into the palace with them, and reuniting with Areida again as friends. She even talks about what her stepfamily did afterwards, some of which was surprising to hear, such as Hattie making an effort to repair their relationship, or Olive getting married.
Movie: At the wedding, Ella tells Char to get used to her not doing what she's told, rips the skirt off of her wedding gown, revealing pants and go-go boots, and everyone sings a stupid song and dance number.

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Now you read those comparisons and tell me why anyone would love a stupid abomination of a film like that over such a good book?

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