my favourite line, how about you?

Mrs. Arnez: Fo sheezy, Homey!

Howard: The cool points are out the window and she's got me all twisted up in the game.


When you think about howard's part it really makes sense. I also love the part which is around the same time that Mrs. Arnez says, " Fo Sheezy, Homey!" that she asks about a 24 hour diner because she was so hungry and she had the munchies because she was high. That was absolutely hilarious!

Peter to Charlene as he is first opening the door to meet her. He is holding 2 champagne glasses and says "Would you like some Champ....poo?"

OMG!!!! That was the funniest line ever! I almost peed my pants!

This movie had so many. I guess that's why I enjoy watching it.

"What up though(sp?), where them bagels at?"
"I hope you like cham...poo."
"If I have a broom, it's only because I'm here to sweep up the white trash."
"They got any hot wings around here?"
"Ashley, who are you doing here?"
"Hey neighbor...what's up?" (spoken by a girl who's with her friends as they leave the house par-tay to Bette White's character).
"Rolex." "I did time, baby, but I ain't do the crime."
"I thought I heard negro."

And of course, my favorite is when Charlene is outside Peter's office and she and Peter's assistant are arguing and you can hear them over the intercom:

"Listen, I don't know who you are."
"I don't know who YOU are."

Then as Charlene enters Peter's office...

"B!tch, you know me now, huh?"

LOL that was my fav to JDepp Fan

Ok my all-time favorite line(s) was when Charlene was out on the lawn yelling at Peter about Lil' Kareem. Here is what the whole thing is:

"It's your baby, Peter! And don't you deny it! That DNA test told on you! You lie,Peter! You know Lil'Kareem is yours! WHY?! How you gonna do me like that Peter?! You told me I was your beautiful African Queen! And I loved you for that, Peter! I didn't care if your lil' thing was curved and Lil' Kareem don't want your child support. He just want a relationship with his white daddy! A little chocolate/vanilla swirl from that magical night at the crackhouse!"

^^^I sat and laughed my a$$ off for the longest time!

The IM conversation that Peter and Charlene are having in the beginning, when Charlene was saying what she did yesterday, it actually makes sense that she is in prison like put all the information together and it actually sounds like a typical day in prison or out of prison.

I just love this movie, like in the beginning of the movie Peter is correcting Howie's english and then at the end he is speaking slang at the Down Low. It shows how much people can grow and learn from other people to better themselves.

There was a person on here that was wondering why Kate came home early. I think that beacause of what Ashley told her on the phone about Charlene.




More Quotes I love!!:

Charlene: "Oh look at all of these pretty candles all romantic and sh*t. Someone was planning on getting some booty tonight."

Charlene: "Bump that. Shoot, Roscoe cracked that door, I kicked it off the heezy and bounced. For real tho."

Charlene:"But, uh, look, don't be gettin' no ideas about sneakin' up in here and hittin' this ass, 'cause you blew your chance with this fine sister."
Peter:"Dare to dream."
Charlene: "Tsk, please"

Ashley:"Don't be good."

Howie:"Oh,Swing it, you Cocca Goddess"

Charlene:"This is who I am. I mean, you think I can't talk like you? Oh, Peter, I absolutely love what you've done with the place! It's so sterile, so--bland, so wonderful!"
Peter:"See? You can do it."
Charlene:"Oh, you like that, huh? Well, you can kiss my natural black ass, because I don't need your approval."

This movie is racist, or has racist comments but it's all on purpose. i.e When Steve Martin goes to the club and buys the clothes off the black guys..and the way he speak...very clever satire.