One that tells a story in an engaging manner and has decent acting. POA did neither. Also doesn’t have over the top awkward moments like that stupid Patronus scene or the free frame ending. Or doesn’t pretend to be dark and mature while it’s just as childish as the two before it. Or doesn’t have cringeworthy scenes of a bunch of boys in a dormitory making animal noises. Or doesn’t have off screen deaths such as Buckbeaks when its beyond obvious they didn’t really kill him. Or doesn’t have scenes where Harry assaults a Hogwarts professor and nothing is ever said about it ever again. Or doesn’t have scenes trying way too hard to be funny such as that stupid bus scene. Or doesn’t have horrible pacing such as Harry and Hermione having to “wait” right in the middle of an action sequence. Or awkward scenes such as Hagrid asking Harry “how am I doing” and then Harry says “great” only to have Hagrid fuck up literally 2 seconds later.
But seriously though, that Expecto Patronus scene was the most hilariously cringeworthy scene I have ever had the displeasure of watching.
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