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favorite lines/scenes

posted 16 years ago by lori-welker
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I've made a list of a few of my favorite lines and scenes from the movie."April----April----APRILLL!!!" Roflmao. Another phrase is when the dad is talking to "taquito" and taquito goes "stinko de mayo". Rofl! One scene I just cannot get through without laughing is when they are at that club instant tang and he's taking all femmie until the bartender stares at him and you can just totally tell that both rob and this guy are trying sooooo hard not to laugh... Bet they had to shoot those scenes a ton of times!!! "Ling ling you forgot your bling bling!" "Tell LuLu go easy on the chronic" and then she's bumpin the hydrolics in the sweet car with the song bumpin! Love it! "Ling ling why you no say hi me?" "Boys are cheats and liars" lol. Omg when rob is crying to april when he first turns into jessica after he goes tumbling fown the bleachers you could totally tell he was tryin not to laugh". "Let's go winona" rofl! Oh and adam sandler was hilarious "a lot of people don't know this but you can put your weed in there". "Where do you put your weed though" then the chick whispers in his ear and he says "OH!!! I don't have one of those" rofl!!!!! Right hand red left hand blue! Lol!!!!!!!

[–] H_Spengler 14 years ago

"april.....april....APPPPRIIILLLL!!!"
"Too Late Dude."
"She's says my pee pee is way bigger than yours....and that's if I fold in in half!"
"Father Mcghaey?"
"Somebody s**t in the locker."
"ohhh, ohhhh...MOTHER!" (when he stubs toe)

Any scene with April's mother.
The club scene
The pillow fight scene
the "show me your penis scene" with April
"Do, or do not....there is no try."

[–] Everwoodfanforever 14 years ago

I liked when Rob as Jessica yells, "I had my period! Okay?"

"You think you're so cool, because you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner. Your ends are totally split!"

[–] ladybugs8 14 years ago

When "Taquito" takes a bite of the Mexican dish Jessica's mom made and says, "What the he** is this!?"

The club scene - especially "....before I soak my panties"

The locker room scene - especially "Somebody s*** in the locker."

When Rob stubs his toe in April's room.

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[–] sydnee_man 14 years ago

I loved the bathroom scene with the bathroom attendant! Forgot the exact line but something about "if it's more than 3 shakes, you're just playing with it!" lol. That was hilarious!

[–] annette09 14 years ago

I quote this movie all the time and most of them have already been mentioned but I like when he's ordering drinks at Instant Tang "...and for me? A screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim, YUM!" That last bit cracks me up YUM!

[–] aoehme 14 years ago

The whole bar scene and "Oh my God, my first boner!"

[–] shananika 14 years ago

At the club ... "I better go to the bathroom before I soak my panties... By that I mean my girlfriend's panties, which I carry with me, to pee in, in case I don't make it in time. What? You don't pee in your girlfriend's panties? What kind of a gay club is this? Hey everybody! Check out this guy! Not peeing in his chick's panties."
Talking about a guy's hot ass at the club ... "Wish they were women's breasts. Squeeze the hell out of 'um. Maybe, put a steak on 'um. Cuz I'm a guy. And that's what guys like me like to do."

Spence picks up the phone when Jake calls .... "Too late dute. She's with me now. And she says my pee-pee's way bigger than your's. And that's if I fold it in half."

The whole locker room scene ... "You ass hole! Whoever left these towels here is an ass hole."

When Clive/Jessica steals Billy's dad's car...
"What's your name again?"
"Billy!"
"Oh yeah. Take it easy Bobby."
"It's Billy!"

[–] QueenDagger2000 14 years ago

No one's mentioned this one-When "Clive" seductively drinks the milkshake and is like: "Wow...That is SO good." =D And the guy behind the counter is like- 0_o

But I have to say the funniest part in the movie is when she is trying to act manly in front of that bartender guy. Gets me every time.

And then the ending....BEST ENDING EVER!!!! The music, that creepy smile....Ahhhh It is HILARIOUS! xD

[–] thomas975 14 years ago

"you said you would love me no matter what"

"your a 30 year old dude!"

"only on the outside"

"Billlly!"