MovieChat Forums > The Hot Chick (2002) Discussion > favorite lines/scenes

favorite lines/scenes

posted 16 years ago by lori-welker
53 replies | jump to latest

I've made a list of a few of my favorite lines and scenes from the movie."April----April----APRILLL!!!" Roflmao. Another phrase is when the dad is talking to "taquito" and taquito goes "stinko de mayo". Rofl! One scene I just cannot get through without laughing is when they are at that club instant tang and he's taking all femmie until the bartender stares at him and you can just totally tell that both rob and this guy are trying sooooo hard not to laugh... Bet they had to shoot those scenes a ton of times!!! "Ling ling you forgot your bling bling!" "Tell LuLu go easy on the chronic" and then she's bumpin the hydrolics in the sweet car with the song bumpin! Love it! "Ling ling why you no say hi me?" "Boys are cheats and liars" lol. Omg when rob is crying to april when he first turns into jessica after he goes tumbling fown the bleachers you could totally tell he was tryin not to laugh". "Let's go winona" rofl! Oh and adam sandler was hilarious "a lot of people don't know this but you can put your weed in there". "Where do you put your weed though" then the chick whispers in his ear and he says "OH!!! I don't have one of those" rofl!!!!! Right hand red left hand blue! Lol!!!!!!!

[–] laviniaa 16 years ago

LOL for some reason, i laugh SO hard at "you think you're so cool cuz you can pee with your penis! well get a new conditioner cuz your ends are totally split!"
AHAHAAHAHA

[–] toejamsam91 16 years ago

"Somebody sh*t in the locker!"

I've gotta life time-a knowledge

[–] blondedorkette72 15 years ago

The whole dance club scene...so funny

I will skin you. I will debone you. I will feed your entrails to our neighbor's Shih Tzu!

[–] Eve_of_Destruction 13 years ago

LOL for some reason, i laugh SO hard at "you think you're so cool cuz you can pee with your penis! well get a new conditioner cuz your ends are totally split!"

I loved this scene

[–] JillTheThrill 16 years ago

Ditto to the "April----April----APRILLL!!!"

"Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying." ~Baba Ram Dass

[–] ilovedisney84 16 years ago

LOL same!!! my friends and i always quote this movie EVERYDAY since we saw it in theaters LOL

[–] hbotzong 15 years ago

April, April...APRIL!!!
~That part makes me laugh every time.

I also like "No strangling the dancers" and "Monday is gay night".

And...."Would you stop the damn drumming".

I never get tired of watching this movie.

[–] ThePinkMachine 16 years ago

*The entire bar scene. Especially with the bartender, that cracks me up so bad.
*"You can put your weed in there."
*"Stop banging those drums!" "I'm sorry, I didn't know you could hear that."
*All of the scenes between Jessica's dad and "Taquito".

[–] xMinna 15 years ago

"What! Dont you pee in your girlfriends panties!?"
LOL, that whole bit makes me laugh so much.

When hes in the bathroom trying to pee and hes just like,
"Your really good at that." and they guy is like, o.O

ahaha

[–] tnp91-1 15 years ago

"Where do you put your weed at?" "Ooh, I don't have one of those."

"That's a huge B*tch!"

[–] velcronewsletter 15 years ago

anything ling ling's mother says. that woman is hilarious

------------------------
'Little monkey down! LITTLE MONKEY DOWN!' (Julia Murney in Wicked)

[–] 15 years ago

[deleted]

[–] shananika 14 years ago

"Ling Ling, you forgot your bling bling."

"Ling Ling, you walk by, no say 'hi' me." LOL

[–] tcarasas86 15 years ago

the pillow fight scene... get's me everytime!..hahaa

[–] heart-metal182 15 years ago

can someone give me a little insight on the "april, April, APRIL!!!" quote?

like what happened, I dont remember this

[–] VCR 15 years ago

Only watched this once, but I think it's referring to the scene on the bleachers. When "he" first approaches her. Remember, she mases him? lol.

Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. Bette Davis

[–] herjabram 15 years ago

fav. line;
the same line from Deuce Bigalow and The animal:

That's a HUGE bitch!

[–] KennBoy 15 years ago

"April...April....APRILLLL" LMAO
and the entire club scene, classic

"You know black is my favorite color."
Silver and Dixon forever
90210

[–] hbotzong 15 years ago

About right after Jessica turns into man(Rob Schneider). He calls April's cell phone while she is in class and tells her to meet him by the bleachers so he can explain what happened, or try to understand why Jessica turned into a man. April is sitting and waiting for Jessica, then she hears a voice calling her name "April, April, APRIL!!!" She gets scared when she sees a strange man walking towards her. It's just funny because at first he's whispering her name, then he says April really loud. lol

[–] 15 years ago

[deleted]

[–] Sandy0095 13 years ago

"Booger what the hell are you doing eating my boss's cake?"
"...But I thought you just said I could eat it?"

"And what do you make of this, it's April's soap, well what do you think?"
(Shows him a bar of soap covered in hair)
"I think you need more things to fill out your day"

(At the dance club)
"I got dibs on the dots!"

Badger my ass its probably Milhouse

[–] whitehorse88 15 years ago

How about when Billy runs into "Jessica" on the street. HAHAHA 'how much money you got?' , 'is that your car', 'nice gimme the keys' HAHAHAHA

[–] Honey_Boo_Boo_Child 15 years ago

"You think you're so cool, 'cuz you can pee with your penis"

I don't want no cake, I want me some pie. You understand what I'm sayin'?

[–] irockpaperscissors 15 years ago

'I'm so lesbian right now' and when the dad farted in the beginning when he was talking to 'taqito'

[–] borgter 15 years ago

Go to be:

Jessica/Clive: "I should have had sex with you when I had the chance!"

Billy: "Father McCauley?"

(Couldn't remember his name, sorry)

As Jessica/Clive advances: "People will be looking for me!" Lol.

And then entire pillow fight.

[–] theotherjenn 15 years ago

I know it's not in the actual movie but the deleted scenes with Rachel McAdams acting like a bloke. The whole pushing a tonne of makeup into his/her bag is freakin HILARIOUS!!!

and "If you ruin April's night, I will have you put away"

Old enough to know better...and too young to care!

[–] jeffoc 14 years ago

Yea, the father was a real charmer. No wonder he has a 17 year old daughter who still sings jump rope chants.

Glove slap, baby, glove slap!
Glove slap, I don't take crap!
Glove slap, shut your big yap.