Who would you choose to battle the creeper with you?
I'd probably take the Terminator X and a Werewolf. You?
ChristheDude
[deleted]
[deleted]
MovieChat Forums > Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) Discussion > Who would you choose to battle the creep...
Mr.T
shareyou guys are all far off.
ever heard of John Wayne?
How About Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry or Steve McQueen as Lt. Frank Bullitt.
shareid pick dat mean motha trrucka from the 2nd resident evil movie, the nemises. dat thing got a bazooka nd stuff nd is maaad big like a body guard. na scratch dat i would be a woosy nd take both the girl from da 2nd resident evil movie nd dat thing also
sharelightning mcqueen
run his aSS OVER!!!!!!!
-----------------------
fd1-3
THHE
ringer
grandmas boy
cars
Michael Jackson...
Because the creeper would try to eat him after Michael kept asking if the creeper had any captive children he could play with. Then the creeper would realize he's eating a bunch of died white plastic parts and try to spit them out. However at this point he's already swallowed some of Jacko's skin dye and his fake nose has gotten caught in the Creeper's throat.
The creeper would choke to death on the nose while the skin dye ate away at his internal organs and he would die a miserable, painful death.
A statue of the creeper would go up in his honor labeling him a hero. However, confusion arrises When everyone refers to Michael as the creeper, so they call the original creeper "Bob."
The creeper (now named Bob) is dead and the world is free of Michael Jackson (the real creeper). It's really a win-win situation if you ask me...
Definatley Ash from the Evil Dead; he has his boom stick, his chainsaw and his good looks!!!
shareEither Jay or Silent Bob or Napoleon Dynamite
share[deleted]
Ash, Jay and Silent Bob, and The Teminator. It would be a big battle with me and Jay and Silent Bob there for comedic relief.
I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!!!!
james bond?
shareMugen, from Samurai Champloo. He deals it out with no mercy.
Sora, from Kingdom Hearts. He's a beloved character, and part Disney, so he can't die.
Captain Jack Sparrow. The mere scent of his breath would knock out the Creeper for a good few minutes.
And Han Solo. 'Cause he's sexy.
Jackie Chan... no reasons neded
Chuck norris doesnt see dead people- he makes them
God
shareThe Thing,and that guy with a flamethrower from Metal Gear Solid 3.The Thing would take over the Creeper,and the flamethrower guy would finish the Creeper thing off.
jesus is back!...quick!hide the eggs!
John Cena (WWE pro wrestler). Cena is a stud. A musscle bond stud. He would twist up the Creeper and beat up that ugly meany. If cena was to loose to the Creeper I could run over to Cena and join him as the Creeper ate me and cena together.
shareCena would make the Creeper tap to the STF-U without any problems.
shareI'd take wolverine and superman
shareI'd take Zolf Kimbley from FMA and the SHM from FFVII:Advent Children...
shareI'd probably take the Terminator X and a Werewolf. You?
Terminator X? From Public Enemy? That's a weird choice. http://members.aol.com/WernerVWallenrod/pe/term.jpg
Well, if it was 20+ years ago, I would have taken my dad. He would have yelled at the Creeper.
------
DA IRY, we love your fashion sense. May we have some wonder tonic now? share