Who would you choose to battle the creeper with you?

Jack Bauer and Robocop and or Batman/Superman.

Chuck Norris, he'll roundhouse kick him in the balls and make him spit out his nuts, to which Chuck Norris would force feed the Creeper and kick him in the nuts again... It's a vicious cycle. The last thing the creeper would see, is chuck norris' foot!

After watching this movie, i now know what Willis was talking about. "Whatchyou talking bout willis? THE *beep* CREEPER!

When God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

I would probably choose Predator or something, cuz all those weapons would sure come in handy, especially that acid net wow that would hurt lol

I think everyone here is thinking on too small a scale. The obvious answer should be Godzilla. He never dies (permanently), he's really strong, and his radioactive breath ought to be enough to incinerate the Creeper. On top of that, he's tall enough that if the Creeper starts flying, he won't necessarily get away.

King Kong wouldn't be a bad choice, for similar reasons. He might lack radioactive breath, but he has better hops.

Any dragon.

Other good options would include:

Optimus Prime and/or Voltron: an expert at dealing with annoying villains that don't die when they're supposed to. Any other large fighting robots would probably do about as well, but if the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers came along, I'd probably have to side with the Creeper.

Carrie: incinerating the Creeper seems like a fun thought

Gandalf (the White): the Creeper can't be worse than a Balrog

Any character from any movie that had access to tactical or strategic nuclear weapons (or similarly destructive weapons) and a willingness to fire them for "the greater good" or "lots of money:" I'm thinking Gene Hackman from "Crimson Tide" or...well...Gene Hackman from "Superman," but probably not Gene Hackman from "Enemy of the State."

The aliens from Independence Day (all of them): vaporization seems like a key element to winning this fight

Anyone that owns and knows how to wield any +4 or greater weapon of demonslaying and remembered to bring the Mountain Dew

<insert comic book hero(es)/villain(s) here: Phoenix seems like the logical choice>

And last, but not least, I choose...

Inspector Gadget: have you ever seen a hero that managed to inspire so many villains' mistakes as him? I think with him on my side, the Creeper would manage to accidentally fly under the shuttle as the rocket boosters ignite

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