What movie would you consider worse than 'Gigli'?

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excluding anything that stars Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff, Rob Schneider, Jerry Lewis, Chris Tucker, Cuba Gooding Jr., Pauley Shore, Martin Lawrence, the Police Academy squad, any later elvis movies, etc. or directed by Ed Wood or Uwe Boll) (i have not seen all of these)

-Crossroads (*beep* the Movie)
-Glitter (let's see if mimi can prove herself wrong in that tennessee movie)
-Bratz (bad mean girls ripoff only with dolls)
-Cool as Ice (the 8 mile of the 90's)
-Chairman of the Board (whoever thought that Carrot Top could act should be shot)
-High School Musical (and the sequel)
-TMNT (wtf?)
-Wild Hogs (a scientologist, two unfunny comedians, what else could you ask for?)
-Scary Movie 3 and 4
-Miss Cast Away (Jacko is whacko with Jerry Lewis in a cameo)
-Who's Your Caddy
-Can't Stop The Music
-Ishtar (beatty and hoffman lost in a harem)
-The Honeymooners (the Cedric version)
-Caddyshack II
-Sextette (Mae Westasaurus)
-Phat Girlz (Mo'Nique should be expelled for acting)
-Santa Claus vs. the Martians (Pia Zadora, the alien child)
-Manos: The Hands of Fate (MST3K gold)
-Xanadu (one critic said it best: "xanadon't")
-Car 54 Where Are You (a campy tv show turned into a godawful movie with rosie o donnell in a small role)
-Santa with Muscles (hogan doesn't know best)
-Leonard Part 6 (hey hey hey, bill cosby go away)
-Fat Albert (you thought it couldn't get worse)
-The Avengers (it did)
-Baby Geniuses 2 (a sequel to an already godawful movie, you betcha!)
-Ed (Joey Tribiani and a chimp = bad idea
-You Got Served (hey, is that k-fed?)
-Epic Movie (by spoofing the best movies of the year, this movie gets lamer and lamer)
-Date Movie (see above)
-Bolero (Bo Derek goes topless and into a string of bombs)
-Shanghai Surprise (madonna's worst)
-Are We Done Yet? (the sequel is worse than its first one with gangsta ice cube doing his best cuba gooding)
-Thomas & the Magic Railroad (a pbs show is turned into a godawful drug trippy movie with Alec Baldwin and a bunch of b-listers)
-Madeleine (a french kids book is turned into a lame ass movie with the lady from Fargo)
-Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Matt McConaughey and Renee Zellweger in this pre-stardom cheapie? terrible)
-Jaws The Revenge (what the hell is michael caine doing here?)
-Unaccompanied Minors (plotless, lame xmas movie)
-Hercules in New York (the governator as "Arnold Strong")
-Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (gay children's movie)
-It's Pat (this film shouldn't have been made at all)
-Kazaam (Shaq should have gone poof with his movie career)
-Steel (Shaq the superhero... not!)
-Farce of the Penguins (march of the penguins with endless potty humor)
-Bones (Snoop Dogg the zombie, what else can i say)
-The Wash (bad rap remake of Car Wash)
-Underdog (making a good Tv cartoon dumbed down)
-In the Mix (Usher proves that he cannot act)
-Simon Sez (Dennis Rodman = WTF!?! and Dane Cook is the worst comedian ever)
-Delta Farce (some of the worst comedians of all time in one godawful movie)
-Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector (don't ask)
-The Marine (talk about a movie endlessly promoted only during wrestling matches)
-Around the World in 80 Days (a very bad and cheesy remake of a classic movie)

I would not consider it. "Gigli" is right up there with "Citizen Kane" and "The Godfather." People like to slam this movie because they were annoyed with all the tabloid talk about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. You guys wait and see......ten or twenty years from now this movie will make the AFI's Top 100 Movies list. Just give it some more time.


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Glitter is a *beep* masterpiece! I don't understand why all these losers love movies like Godfather and Casablanca so much. They are complete crap compared to Glitter. Mariah Carey was robbed of an Academy Award and so was Cindy Crawford. Her performance in Fair Game was nothing short of perfection. I am fed up with people who say that Citizen Kane is the #1 movie of all time. "Citizen Plain" is more like it. The great actresses like Pamela Anderson and Cindy Crawford get passed over when it comes to good movie roles, and it angers me. I can honestly say that Barb Wire was the last great movie I have seen.

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Also enjoyed "I Know Who Killed Me." ???

I forgot about Crossroads. While it has neither the depth or the scope of Barb Wire, it does feature a powerhouse performance from Britney Spears. I hope she pulls through this mess because she is one of the few talents left in America.

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