Richard: Northwestern, I am the $h!t!
Gwen: (to herself) You certainly will be.
Kid shooting spitwad: TITWAD!!!
Van: My God...those things could raise the Titanic!
Gwen: My brothers play hockey...for the Rangers.
Van: Okay, so Sook Mi might be a little old. But she is just...so..great with these quick jobs. And there is no substitute for decades of experience.
"Ma'am, we didn't find any boy."
"Then he's still there..."
I can't believe no one has posted:
"You shouldn't take life so seriously, you'll never get out alive"
My personal favorite was:
"My brothers played hockey...for the Rangers"
I don't have an opinion. The word "opinion" implies the possibility I'm wrong.
Watched it again, and found a few more.. (sorry if their not all worded right)
Jeannie: "P.S. Richard, this room is awesome!!"
Richard: "P.S. SHUT THE *beep* UP!!!"
Jeannie: "This party so rocks Richard!"
Richard: "This party sucks rectum Jeannie!!"
Richard: "Gwen, where are you going, you're going to miss the biggest party of the year!?!?"
(crickets as they both look around, lol)
Van: "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!!"
Van: "Write that down!"
Van: "Oh well, I'm flattered, I'd love for your piece to be on me...."
Gwen: "What are you doing up there?!?"
Van: "As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that was my room..... wasn't it??"
Van: "Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it never gets you anywhere."
Van: "Gwen you're here!! Come on, take your clothes off!!"
Gwen: "I'm not taking my clothes off!!"
Van: "Well, it is the NAKED mile run, so everyone here is in their birthday suit..... (looks around and see's a hairy dude).... except that guy..."
Van: "I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!!"
Van: "MEEEOOOOWWWWW!!!"
Van: "Uh oh, you know... I can feel a little cold sore coming on, maybe we shouldn't do this for 3-6 weeks...?"
Gwen: "Is it true that this is your seventh year at Coolidge?"
Van: "Carry the two... yes that's correct."
Van: "I'm sorry fella's, the bakery's closed....."
I LOVE this movie!!