Favorite Line ?

My favorite scene is when Van and McDoogle are squaring off for the parking space and McDoogle revs his engine and then Van does the same, but the engine in Van's golf cart is so small it just kind of whistles. So damn funny.

"It's a good day to die, McDoogle."

"And air dry. Yeah, air dry that sh*t!"

favourite lines


"he is a virus and im a vaccine"

"hes nothing more than a mild rectal itch"

"its time to excise that cancerous lump"

"id love for ur piece to be on me"

"Well didnt u,its kinda hard in 15 seconds"

"ok the vet assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy"

"after we put all the water back in the pool"

"if hes here whos running hell"

"listen to me u little f*ck stains"



richard is the funniest in the film

Tara Reid - Who's that girl? Is she a freshman?

Van Wilder - She reads at a sophomore level.

There are some doozies but the best one easily belongs to McDoogal:

"This is a pad you've got here Wilder. Decorated in early £uck"




"The dead do not suffer the living to pass"
"You will suffer me"

"you must be Gwen, the truck driver"

Maybe it's just because it's my school, but the best line has to be:

Basketball player: You gonna invite those freak honeys from Mount Holyoke?
Van: I already did.

when the effects of the chocolate milk shake hits Richard during the med exam and he leaves early but is forced to listen to the doctors when all he really wants to do is run to the bathroom and finally just drops drawers and lowers himself into the trashcan:

IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Van Wilder: But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down.
Suicidal Freshman: I don't have a pen.
Van Wilder: Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.
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Gwen: [Mouths] What are you doing here?
Van Wilder: [Mouths] I don't know!
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Vance Wilder, Sr.: Van is still in school?
Assistant: For the better part of a decade.
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Van Wilder: Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK!
[under his breath]
Van Wilder: Not that you had to
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Van Wilder: Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?
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Vance Wilder, Sr.: Where can I find Van Wilder?
Wasted Guy: In the Guinness Book of *beep* man... under "Raddest *beep* Dude Alive"!
Vance Wilder, Sr.: Ok. Thanks.
Wasted Guy: In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.