Times when Larry was wrong


This thread is for times you think Larry was completely wrong with his argument, or was totally in the wrong.
For me these two stand out;

Larry repeatedly saying "chicken" to Yoshi was definitely deliberate and he has no case in 'Kamikaze Bingo' (Season 5)

Larry was definitely wrong in walking into a little girls room and cutting her dolls hair..I don't think there's any excuse for that one in 'The Doll' (Season 2)

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The only time I thought Larry was really wrong was on the last episode when he was shooshing everyone because his girlfriend was playing the piano, when it was clearly background music. He seemed out of touch on that one.

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^^^ This...

That scene was the only time this season where I was shaking my head at Larry...

"Alright let's get this bull sh!t over with..."
-Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm

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The Pig Parker.

When Larry said that it forces everyone to park on the lines as well. Most people will just park at the next whole car spot.

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Disagree. What if the parking lot or series of spots fills up and the only one left is next to the pig parker? If anyone wants to park there, then they can't because some jerk off decided to go into another spot.

Larry was absolutely, unequivocally spot on about pig parkers.

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but I believe there were two spots and he could have skipped one and gone to the other one to "prove" the first car was the pig car.

You know maybe if you eat more comfort food you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.

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When Larry absolutely felt it was necessary to say *beep* instead of simply saying 'n-word'.

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What's wrong with saying *beep* It's the intent that makes it racist, not the word. The word is nothing by itself.

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There were a lot of times in season 8 where I thought he was being more of a prick rather than just inquisitive like he used to be.



*awkward silence*

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But not when he retrieved his golf club from the casket (can't remember who the deceased was). He was in the right there.

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I thought he had good hodgkins?

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Larry was really, really wrong when he answered the phone next to the bed in the middle of having sex with Cheryl.

It surprised me that he would let a phone call intrude. He once retaliated against a cell phone user yakking next to him in a restaurant.

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The sex thing was before the the bluetooth user.

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The sex thing was before the the bluetooth user.


I think you're right, Larry and Cheryl were separated by the time of the obnoxious cell phone in the restaurant. Caused by the sex thing and similar indignities.

Another time Larry was wrong was when he tried to manipulate Funkhauser into giving him Funkhauser's recently dead father's seat at the ballpark. Getting use out of a good seat may be pragmatic, but it's F.'s right to keep it vacant as a memorial if he wants.

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In the episode were Jeff and Susie had Sammi sing as a present at Ted Danson's party, Larry was being a douche to stop Sammi from singing. It's a lame gift but he should be talking to Jeff and Susie about that if he wants to.

There are times when I agree with him but think he should just let things go. Like the episode with Ben Stiller having a birthday party when his birthday was already passed. If Stiller wanted to celebrate anyways and his friends are willing to celebrate it with him, how is that any of Larry's business?

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