Favorite Line - Rat Race (2001) Discussion

[–] bsb205 17 years ago

Enrico Pollini: Look at us go! We're zooming!
Zack Mallozzi: I told you! We're hauling ass!
Enrico Pollini: We're hauling ass! All righty!
Zack Mallozzi: Guess what I got back there.
Enrico Pollini: You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!
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Enrico Pollini: I am getting goose pimples
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nrico Pollini: It's a race!
Enrico Pollini: [sees the other contestants on the floor] I'm winning!
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Enrico Pollini: Food. Look at all this food!
[gasps]
Enrico Pollini: Little Cock doggies!
Merrill: They're called cocktail weenies.
Enrico Pollini: Weenies! Ha! I'm so sorry. My English is not so good. But I'm learning!

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[–] zamsmash 17 years ago

The scene whaere the brothers are chasing the "STUPID HARDWARE GUY!!" and (I think it's Duane) is on the car screaming his head off. The music playing in the background makes me laugh to tears everytime.

V: you will all be dead before you've reloaded.

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[–] actionviolenceman 16 years ago

The whole bit where Don Sinclair tells them there's a meteorite heading for the Earth.

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[–] armoguy95 16 years ago

its not reely a line but the scene where the pear family go to the WWII veterans place nd randy acts like hitler. best part in the whole movie!!

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[–] omni700 16 years ago

tracy:we just violated about 150 interantional laws.

nick:WE?!?!

when the lucys are cheering for owen:

owen:no, no, no, no, no, SHUT UP, YOU CRAZY LUCY BITCHES, SHUT UP!

when enrico is trying to get the heart back in the bag:

zach:wait, wait, wait, what is that(points at the heart)

enrico:(pulls out a coin)huh, it's a nickel.

the "cow":help me, for god's sake, help me!

& they aren't lines but i love when duane is hanging from the cow after getting the key back & the cow just hawks on him.

i also love the whole sequence when the cody brothers get their truck stuck up on the tower.

I LOVE ELLIE NASH & "L.D." DELACOURTE!

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[–] omni700 16 years ago

i forgot one:

when tracy tells nick that she's flying to roswell:

nick:you can fly, nobody else can fly, but you can fly, & you're flying to new mexico, but nobody else can fly.

breckin's delivery floors me everytime.

I LOVE ELLIE NASH & "L.D." DELACOURTE!

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[–] psdhart 16 years ago

you...

should ...

have...

bought...

a...

squirrel!

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[–] Joe-the-Drifter 16 years ago

I love the Lovitz line: "I do NOT want to work at HOME DEPOT!!"

As You Can See, I'm A Lot Happier- Joker 89

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[–] KennyXD 15 years ago

Fav Lines:

Merril:(on the phone)DO IT! JUST SHUT UP AND GET IT DONE!
*breaks phone*
Vera:Ooh, honey. You broke your phone.
Merril:It's okay, I carry extras.

(after Nick talks about the Silver City gold rush)
Enrico:Very good Nick! I think Nick should be our captain!

(the helicopter is low on fuel)
Tracey:Uh oh!
Nick:No no! No uh oh! No, fix the uh oh!

(none of the contestants have started the race. Sinclair pulls out a gun and fires)
ALL:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Owen:ARE YOU CRAZZZZYY!!!???

Vera:Well, maybe It's a secret publicity stunt.
Randy:A secret publicity stunt?

Owen:If we're gonna go, we should all go together and split the money 50-50.
Duane:50-50!?
Owen:Well, you know what I mean 50,50,50,50 whatever WHATEVER!
Vera:Yes, yes. That's a good plan.
(Enirico runs down the stairs and passes them)
Enrico:I'ma weening! I'ma weening!
(Everybody screams and runs after him)

This right here, is my sig and nothing more: Told ya. Some ppl r just nosy

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[–] lunchboxattacks 15 years ago

When the Pear family is in Hitler's car, someone points out their horror that it is Hitler's car which they have stolen, to which Randy replies, "Ah, Hitler had it comin'. What goes around comes around!" HA HA.

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[–] mlevans 15 years ago

There's so many of them!

Favorite actual line...Enerico Pelini: 'What a room! Have you SEEN this room?'
Randy Pear: 'Yes. We're IN it!'

Favorite moment:

The transition from the Pear daughter going 'Wow! The Barby Museum!' to the skinhead giving his spiel, 'Klaus Barbey, also known as the Butcher of Lyon....' Just a brilliant cut...maybe best transition of Zucker's career!

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[–] clashy-pulp 15 years ago

yep the "yes we're in it!" line is the best. the whole movie is gold.

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[–] ReaperGrim 15 years ago

Not my favorite line, but it hasn't been said yet and I find it hilarious.

Enrico: "My name is Enrico Pollini. I know what you're thinking. Enrico is a girl's name."
Owen: "No I wasn't."
Enrico: "No pun intended."
Owen: "What pun is that?"

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[–] IhAvEaPhDinTV 15 years ago

"Excuse me! Do you or do you not know where the interstate is?"
"Well of course i do, I'm not retarded"

Owen:If we're gonna go, we should all go together and split the money 50-50.
Duane:50-50!?
Owen:Well, you know what I mean 50,50,50,50 whatever WHATEVER!

I have a PhD in TV.

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[–] Ana_Banana 11 years ago

My favorite is not actually a line, but Tracy's insane laughter in the helicopter scene. That whole scene is a gem!

We can't be lost; we don't know where we're going.
All that matters is that we're going.

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[–] Mutant_Enemy_Girl 11 years ago

Most of my favourite's have been mentioned, but one that hasn't been:

When Owen is in the taxi being driven out into the desert, he's starts arguing with the driver about directions and the driver says "I know. Why don't we flip... a quarter?" before Owen starts screaming.

Something along that line, it's been awhile since I have watched it.

Last movie I watched:Better Off Dead
"I don't question your existence."~God
J.U.A.

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[–] catdaddyd 9 years ago

The dude with the tongue stud says "What would momma say, looking down from Heaven."

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