Favorite Line - Rat Race (2001) Discussion

[–] nri_exec 19 years ago

Randy: There's no Ink inc. It's a race. A race. We're racing. Donald Sinclaire put two million dollars in a locker, and I want to get there first. I do NOT want to work at Home Depot!

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[–] Coasterfreak10 19 years ago

Lol. My new favorite lines are:

Enrico: Look at this room. What a beautiful room! Have you seen this room?
Randy: YES! We're IN it!

Mechanic: "We don't have any sand."
Tracey: "HELLO, WE'RE IN THE DESERT!" Then it skips to Vera and Merrill: "We should have bought a squirrel."

(An airplane passes by the Cody brothers)
Duane: WHERE THE HELL'S THE AIRPORT?!

Overall I just love this movie.

"What is this, Wonka? Some kind of Fun House?"
"Why, are you having fun?"
-Willy Wonka

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[–] pacrat90 19 years ago

Enrico Pollini: Look! A drifter, let's kill him!

Lucy Impersonator: How about a pit-stop?
Owen Templeton: Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back.
Lucy: The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in.
Owen Templeton: So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before.
Lucy: [man's voice] Not necessarily.

Tracy Faucet: Did I come at a bad time, *beep* she's so psychotic :)

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."

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[–] webmaster-2191 19 years ago

YOU

SHOULD

HAVE

BOUGHT

A

SQUIRREL

ARhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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[–] kapsi 19 years ago

"Are you insane? This is Hitler's car!"

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[–] fantasticokim 19 years ago

"Where going on a rocket car"

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[–] platinum_mongoose 18 years ago

"'om i' 'atching u' fro' 'eaven righ' 'ow."

"Oh, sh*t, it's Gloria Allred."

"Oh, look, little cock-doggies!"

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[–] mteller04 18 years ago

I have a favorite that wasn't in the movie, but in the gag reel at the end.

They're filming a scene in a hallway and are talking about the race and John Lovitz turns to Cuba and asks:

"Well, did you show him the money?" (or somethign to that effect) and everyone starts laughing and it takes Cuba a minute to realize what he said.

"NO! I DID NOT SHOW HIM THE MONEY"

I laughed so hard!

He pounds his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts

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[–] jaydee18 18 years ago

i love:
Enrico: What a beautiful room, i love this room, have u seen this room?
Randy: Yes we're in it!

Donald Sinclaire: ok let's cut to the chase, cut to the-HAHAHAHA!!!....well you'll all get it in a minute.
It's just hilarious when he starts laughing uncontrollably.

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[–] jojo_jojja 18 years ago

mine is when enrico says "look a drivter! Let's kill him!" :P
by the way mteller04, "he pounds his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts" Does that come from "It"??

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[–] nri_exec 18 years ago

(Jason is playing the harmonica)

Randy: Hey, Jason, where'd you get that?

Jason: From under the seat!

Randy: Allright give that to me right now!

Jason: Why?

Randy: Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica.

Jason: You're driving his car.

Randy: Yes, but I'm not touching it with my mouth. I'm not suckin' on the dashboard. 'Not gettin' his germs.

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[–] ldougherty-1 18 years ago

randy's daughter: hey look! i'm mrs. hitler! (while posing with sunglasses) haha

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[–] ox_emely 18 years ago

Owen: Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get another drink?
(The bartender turns around)
Owen: I'm sorry. I thought you were a woman
Bartender: I AM a woman.

God, people like you shouldn't reproduce. << sig.

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[–] TheRandum1 18 years ago

omg, best line (well, conversation) ever!!

Bev: Your daughter has to go to the bathroom!
Randy: All right, all right, Jason, look in the back for an empty jar.
Bev: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.
Randy: Oh, right. Sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.

Pookie? You've never called me pookie before...

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[–] peteytherocker 18 years ago

Duane: Okay you see that glass right there?
Blaine: Ya.
Duane: Step across it and slip.
Blaine: I could break my neck!
Duane: I know you could break your neck...but its a risk im willing to take we need the money.
Blaine: Why dont you do it?
Duane: Because Einstien, one of us has to be the victim, the other the witness! I mean what kinda witnes would you make, Im your own brother I dont know what the hell your nsaying...hows your tongue..
Blaine shows tongue.
Duane looks in disgust.
Blaine: How is it?
Duane: Good.
Duane: Now go and step on the glass.
Blaine and Duane: Instinctive chatter
Woman slipps falls down stairs and falls to the ground...neck seems twisted...
Gloria Alred: OMG Im a lawyer what happened?
Woman: She just slipped on that glass up there!
Gloria Alred: Those insensitive jerks theyre gonna pay for this

Shot of Blaine and Duane we see Duane with his hand observing what him and his brother couldve had...then punched air and walks away pissed.

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[–] chimmool 18 years ago

only cuz it wasn't mentioned...

when Jon Lovitz and family try to subtly leave the hitler museum, and the skinhead looks at jon as if to say "where are you going?"

jon: "Oh we have to go now, we have a book burning to attend to."

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[–] jbridgman11 18 years ago

My favorite 3lines are at the beginning when they are at the buffet

Rowan Atkinson: Look at thees room, have u seen thees room
Jon Lovitz: We're standing in it!

Rowan Atkinson: Look, little cock doggies

Rowan Atkinson: Very good Nick! I think Nick should be our captain.

This movie rocks and is totally underrated!

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[–] arthurmauk 18 years ago

Pepto-Bismol.

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[–] kxmot 18 years ago

Kimberly Pear: "Man they are gonna be pissed."
Randy Pear: "They are always pissed, they are Nazis, it's like their job."

Kimberly Pear: "Look i'm Mrs. Hilter!"

Tour Guide: "You're leaving?"
Randy Pear: "We have a 4:30 book burning to get to."

Donald Sinclair: "Theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door."

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[–] Beckithy 18 years ago

I also like when Blain and Duane are gambling in the casino with a jar filled with quarters that says
"help feed the homeless"
Then they win the gold coin and Duane says
"This isn't money"

I also like the whole cow crossing scene. Every moment of that scene is better than any lines I could think of.

Love that movie

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[–] kristin_kelly88 18 years ago

"the hooker! the hooker, she's taking the money!"
"what hooker?"
"vicki, from the hotel."
"....pepto bismol?"

lol i just love how the guy said it

WAFFLE MAAAAAAAAAAAN! I'M THE WAFFLER! GOLD AND CRISPY, BAD GUYS ARE HISTORYYYY!

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[–] almostfamous1704 17 years ago

mine is

BEV! its a REAL job I SWEAR!!!

In the moment it felt so right, but now im sick inside.

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[–] Nerf-Herder 17 years ago

"I'm eccentric! (rolls head) *rrrraaarrrraaa*

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