For me it is:
Vera and Merril Baker are at guest services.
Vera (to Merrill): What do you think?
Merrill: It has to be some sort of scam.
Vera (excitedly): Oh good, a scam! We'll do it.
my favourite part is when the pear family visits the barbie museum (its not really a line) just, it cuts to the museum, and you see randy pear (jon lovitz) staring in horror at the museum.
hey chris am i weird?
definetly.
No man, I'm serious. Am I weird?
havent seen it in a while but....
Donald Sinclair: This is Harold, tragically he was born without a personality
Vera Baker: We're not crazy. We should've bought a squirrel, but we didn't buy a squirrel.
Meryl Baker: Which is why we stole the rocket car.
I cant have a blueberry as a daughter. How will she compete?
You could put her in a county fair.
Kimberly Pear: [Kimberly needs to go to the bathroom] Dad, I'm prairie dogging it!
Randy Pear: What the hell does that mean?
Jason Pear: You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.
Randy Pear: Oh.
[Five seconds later]
Bev Pear: Ugh!
Randy Pear: Ohh, god, I do not wanna picture that!
I bought this pen one hour before my bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I don't know!
Now let's cut to the chase. Haha. Cut to the chase. HAHAHA HA HA HA!!!!.....Well you'll understand.
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GREAT line. John Cleese was perfect for that part.
shareKimberly Pear: [Kimberly needs to go to the bathroom] Dad, I'm prairie dogging it!
Randy Pear: What the hell does that mean?
Jason Pear: You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.
Randy Pear: Oh.
[Five seconds later]
Bev Pear: Ugh!
Randy Pear: Ohh, god, I do not wanna picture that!
This is my FAVORITE part of the movie. Jon Lovitz is hilarious!!!!!
*Tester dude chews chocolate*
Tester: Coconut!
Sinclair: Who had coconut??
Random guy: I DID
*guy takes everyones money*
LMAO
Favorite line . . .
Who had $3000 ?!
"Afro Whores, Afro Whores, Afro Whores... It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes, then switched back to Afro Whores."
shareFirst, we both get naked... except we're wearing sailor hats.
Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with... pepto bismol; I clip your toenails and you shave my buttocks. How much would it cost?
I dont have a clue what he was saying but when Jon Lovitz burnt his tongue at the WW2 veterans reunion and was speaking to then like Hitler with his Hitler Car. Also when Jon Lovitz says, 'There Nazis, there always pissed'
sharethe best line is definetly:
Enrico Pollini: I have lost my heart many times before.(HAHAHAHA)
Enrico Pollini: I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.
My favourite line is:
Mechanic: Darlin, we don't have any sand.
Tracy Faucet: Hello! WE'RE IN THE DESERT! The delivery of that line is hilarious.
Destiny is what we make it.
FIFA World Cup 2006: COME ON ENGLAND!!
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