Adult Humor


Any adult humor you can thing of


Wandisimo: I'm to sexy for my sexy

No! I can't leave without Jack!
-sees jack running-
Okay, lets go

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this isn't really adult humor but the easter bunny in the christmas episode is kind of like a gangster with his 5 o clock shadow and new york accent.

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I noticed in the fairly Odd baby, Chet Ubetcha says 'Cats and Dogs living together! Mass Hystaria!' Which is from Ghostbusters. I thought that was funny.

Procrastinaters unite...tomorrow
I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool!

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Peanut419, that's one of my favorites! I love all the references. Hail To The Chief was one of my favorite episodes, because of this quote:

Timmy: "I never wanted to be a leader! I just wanted to be President!"

Now, being a crazy liberal, this made me laugh my butt off. XD

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I don't remember all the details, but Timmy asked "What does that make me?"
And then a picture of a donkey appears above Timmy's head.


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Let's not forget when Crocker walked in on Timmy's mom in the bathroom, cutting coupons, which made her look like she was taking a dump >_>

And there were a few scat jokes. In the Channel Chasers movie, when the reindeer were making "chocolate rain" then Mom said she grounded Timmy by making him eat chocolate and Dad said it was "reindeer chocolate" O.o

And Timmy's dad said that Chip Skylark is "sexy" >_>

Timmy was eating poop in the episode This Is Your Wish

Timmy gave Cosmo his piss, saying "that's not lemonade" O_o

Cupid makes kids fall in love. Sounds like child porn.

When Cupid falls in love with Cosma, the way she said "I'll" sounded kind of wrong

Cosmo got breast implants and said he was keeping them.

Of course there are a few naked scenes of Timmy and Cosmo. And there's a scene of Jorgan in a towel.

Dad says it's good to land on this nice soft mom. Kind of suggestive >_>

And Timmy, as a dog, was about to piss on one of Vicky's magazines.

Timmy says that love stinks and Cosmo says it's wet too. Sounds like a waste fetish joke O.o

Mom and Dad kick naked Timmy out of the bathroom so they can use the bathroom. Odd that they're using the bathroom together >_>

Great, the flying monkeys came and stole my signature. Damn them.

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In the episode where Timmy is in the museum naked and he's in the space exhibit and he's behind the moon, you can kind of see through the moon.

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that yet.

Maybe it's just me.

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WOW IM shocked nobody used this one yet!

Remember when timmys dad became an astronaut because he wanted to become a cool dad?

Throughout the ending, these were some of the lines.

Dad: I'm going to URANUS which happens to be a planet.
Dad: It's a planet who knew?
Reporter: Wait, i'm getting confirmation that URANUS is infact a planet.

Worker to a space chimp: *Forgot the name* Your going to URANUS.
Then the chimp looks suprised and wet himself.

In the end timmy said: It's a planet!?

I doubt kids will know what it means.

In one episode, that guy from missouri had the power to change anything he wants because he stole cosmos wand, including planets. Wanda then says

"Wait, then he will turn URANUS into-- Oh my gosh! we have to stop him!"

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In the episode where Timmy is embaressed by a dad's job so he wishes that he had a cooler one. His dad eventually gets a job as an astronaut and says that he has been hired to be sent on a mission to Uranus. He says "I'm going to Uranus. It's a planet, who knew?". I thought that was really funny.

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I think a pretty obvious one is when Tootie gets hit by the water balloon and says

"I'm so wet!"

Of course we all know what she meant... or do we ;)

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When Timmy gets a new computer and his screensaver is Mr Crocker in a dress and his dad comes in and says
"you're not supposed to be on those kinds of websites!"

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