there are so many, but for me it has to be when the flecks are getting ready to drive to the show, and gerry's friend is advising him on great places to stop on the way to philly...
"you can get a ham sandwich at Lee's Comeuppance"...
as in, Gen. Robt. E. Lee, of course...
it's a little hard to pick out, but i was on the floor when i heard that one...
"She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig."
"She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig."
I'm going with Fred Willard's line, "I couldn't get used
to being probed and prodded. I told my proctologist once: "Why don't you take me out
to dinner and a movie sometime?"
Just the sudden cut from Cookie and her husband, sleazy ex, etc. yelling at the boy who took their dog up on the roof, to... Harland in the RV talking with the dummy on his lap, with the dog roaming happily around in back.
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What if when you die, they ask "How was heaven?"
"Don't look at those fatass losers and freaks, look at me!!" Line came out of nowhere
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
I have so many, these are some of my faves:
"I woke up, I was so glad..."
I like to think Cookie and I work as a team, altho I do nothing...
I'm the one having to push HIM away.
We both have so much in common...
We both love soup,
We both love talking and not talking. Uhh. We can not talk or talk forever, and still not find things to not talk about.
Beatrice made a peepee on the sheets, and a poopoo in your slipper.
My ORVIS slipper?!?
"decorative ability"
I'll gouge your left eye out with my thumb, I kid you not, you freak *beep* A good reason to stab you with forks til you bleed.
Once we get into West Virginia, it's still overcast.
Nope, that's the good card. THAT is the good card. We have until 2 notices to pay it.
...coats so silky they look like they were spun by a giant spider.
...with a will to win, that only a fellow dog can truly appreciate.
Don't look at the fat-ass losers, they're freaks - look at ME!
Good way to judge a woman, have her run away from you, then run back.
I did a wonderful like Sophia Loren Persian eye, and it looked very dramatic... But I do like what she did on my hair.
Pom broke his gait. He might as well taken a dump.
That handler looks familiar...
These dogs are eaten in some countries.
You'd think they'd want to breed them bigger, like grapefruits or watermelons.
Look at her handler, that's one happy fellow.
That's actually a woman.
How much weight do you think I can bench press?
Oh, yes, yes. I remember, you said that last year.
I've taken sponge baths in smaller bowls that that (the award).
Does this ring a bell? "I'm not wearing underwear..."
hyper faster than a walnut can roll off a henhouse roof.
Beatrice was hurtful.
"We both like soup."
I just wasn't made for these times. (Brian Wilson)
"It was a s*** box."
"Why couldn't the monkey arrange this from INSIDE the garbage can?"