there are so many, but for me it has to be when the flecks are getting ready to drive to the show, and gerry's friend is advising him on great places to stop on the way to philly...
"you can get a ham sandwich at Lee's Comeuppance"...
as in, Gen. Robt. E. Lee, of course...
it's a little hard to pick out, but i was on the floor when i heard that one...
The whole Busy Bee scene has me in hysterics. From Parker Posey demanding the housemaid's 'papers' then threatening to have her deported, exiting the room yelling at the "stupid hotel manager" then her attempt at being calm in the pet shop and eventually losing it.
She is an amazing and hilarious actor.
Any line from Fred Willard. He's cracked me up since his "second banana" character, Jerry Hubbard, on "Fernwood Tonight." I wish they would release that series on DVD; he and Martin Mull played their roles beautifully. Fred's running commentary during the dog show was hilarious. Hell, they all were hilarious, BIS is one of my all-time favorites. I watch the movie about once a year and each time there is a fresh nugget to savor.
Some movies are released; others sneak out.
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"This is a bear in a bee costume!"
"Dogs with coats so silky they look like they were spun by a giant spider!"
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
'Go to the hotel and get the Busy Bee! Run! RUN!!!!!!'
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Watching the movie in a theater with friends, I was (almost literally) rolling the aisle. But one bit escaped me until a recent viewing. The Swans are talking to their dog. He says: "When mommy and daddy are making love, it's a beautiful thing". She says, under her breath, unnoticed by him: "Sometimes".
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
to rock my soul
"She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig."