I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time.
What quotes do you use most in daily life?
Oh, god, whenever I can, I just kinda scream...
"Mer-man! MER-MAN!"
haha that one and "what is this?!... a center for ants?!?!"
"I want to hold a mirror to society and then win world record for biggest mirror." - Tracy, 30 Rock
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Yes! Mer-MAN! Also, I say "I think I've got the black lung, pop." (though that's probably paraphrasing)
share"Agh! You frickin idiot!"
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
Damn!! My posts attract so many nutty B-A-S-T-A-R-D-S!
actually the "but why amle models?" part, the 2nd time he said it, was adlibbed. stiller forgot the line and duchovny said "i just explained it like 5 minutes ago" and stiller replies "right.." lmao that made ti seem so much funnier to me!
i love the whole movie.i like the crazy pills part
Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
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Whenever my cough is slightly pathetic, I make up for it by saying "I've got the black lung, pop."
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Put him in the freezer so he can't *beep* with me anymore!
"And I will be a monkey's uncle, If I have you ruin this for me!"
Show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints.
everytime someone says they have to tell me something, I answer "you're a bulimic and can read people's minds?"
Also: "it's *in* the computer"
Actually my teenage daughter and I always do the mini-routine where Hansel is making a whooshing sound and crossing his hands back and forth in front of Zoolander and then Derek (getting annoyed) says "Stop it." We love that scene!
Also, we always say "there's more to life than being really really good looking"
and then my personal favorite:
"Hansel, he's so hot right now, Hansel"
Merman MERMAN.
What is this?
Happy HA HA HA HA happy
Orange Mocha frapachinos
If that 'Love God And Are 100% Proud Signature' makes you sick, make THIS your signature!
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love to say this one...
Hansel male model of the year promotional video:
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree
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yeah, love the Hansel line, came on here to see if anyone had written it!
shareI don't use it but I liked this line.
Larry Ballstein about Mugatu:
'Right now this guy is so hot he can take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil put a couple of fish-hooks on it and sell it to queen Elizabeth as earrings'
Me and my Mum always say to each other...
"Listen to your friend Billy Zane!"
and the
"You think you're too cool for school...you aren't." line in the most random places. It's most amusing.
~*~...a lass unparallel'd...~*~
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I am a hot little potato right now.
Mer MAN!
DereLICTE!
Let's not lose our cool then we're no better than the machine.
Obey my dog!
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"Han SOLO"
"I can derelicte my own balls thank you very much"
"You FREAKIN IDIOT!!" (duchovney)
"GOD!!?!"
"Nice comeback!"
"They're breakdance fighting."
"If you do it we're no better than the machine."
"I've never even been to Mt. Vesuvius."
#1 is.... "Cool story Hansel!"