1001 Movies You Must Avoid Until You Die
You know the book "1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die"? Let's write a counterpart to it, "1001 Movies You Must Avoid Until You Die".
I'll start it off:
1. 10,000 BC
2. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
3. 88 Minutes
4. The Adventures of Pluto Nash
5. Alien: Resurrection
6. All About Steve
7. Alone in the Dark
8. Along Came a Spider
9. An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
10. Anatomy of Hell
11. Anus Magillicutty
12. Are We Done Yet?
13. Ax ‘Em
14. Baby Geniuses
15. Baise-moi
16. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
17. Barney’s Great Adventure
18. Basic Instinct 2
19. Batman & Robin
20. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
21. The Beast of Yucca Flats
22. Bio-Dome
23. The Black Gestapo
24. Blackwoods
25. BloodRayne
26. Bloodsucking Freaks (A.K.A. The Incredible Torture Show)
27. The Brown Bunny
28. Caligula
29. Captivity
30. The Cat in the Hat
31. Catwoman
32. Christmas with the Kranks
33. The Conqueror
34. The Creeping Terror
35. Daddy Day Camp
36. Daniel - Der Zauberer
37. Date Movie
38. Deck the Halls
39. Dirty Love
40. Disaster Movie
41. Don’t Go in the Woods
42. Dungeons & Dragons
43. Epic Movie
44. Exit to Eden
45. Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed
46. Fat Slags
47. FeardotCom
48. The Fog (2005 remake)
49. Freddy Got Fingered
50. From Justin to Kelly
51. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
52. Ghosts of Mars
53. The Giant Claw
54. The Giant Spider Invasion
55. Gigli
56. Glen or Glenda
57. Glitter
58. Godzilla (1998 American remake)
59. Grease 2
60. The Happening
61. Happily N’Ever After
62. Heaven’s Gate
63. Highlander II: The Quickening
64. The Hillz
65. Hobgoblins
66. Home Alone 4
67. The Hottie & the Nottie
68. House of the Dead
69. Howard the Duck
70. Howling III
71. I Know Who Killed Me
72. I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
73. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
74. Inchon
75. Ishtar
76. It’s Pat
77. Jaws: The Revenge
78. Kazaam
79. A Kid in King Arthur’s Court
80. Lady in the Water
81. Laserblast
82. Leonard Part 6
83. Lesbian Vampire Killers
84. The Love Guru
85. Mac and Me
86. The Man Who Saves the World (A.K.A. Turkish Star Wars)
87. Manos: The Hands of Fate
88. The Master of Disguise
89. Material Girls
90. Meet the Spartans
91. Mommie Dearest
92. Monkeybone
93. Monster a-Go Go
94. Myra Breckinridge
95. National Lampoon’s Gold Diggers
96. The Neverending Story III
97. Norbit
98. North
99. Pearl Harbor
100. Pinocchio (2002 live-action remake)
101. Pledge This!
102. The Postman
103. Return to the Blue Lagoon
104. Robot Monster
105. Rocky V
106. Rollerball (2002 remake)
107. The Room
108. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
109. Santa with Muscles
110. The Scarlet Letter
111. The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
112. Showgirls
113. The Skydivers
114. Son of the Mask
115. Speed 2: Cruise Control
116. Spice World
117. The Star Wars Holiday Special
118. Staying Alive
119. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
120. Striptease
121. Super Mario Bros.
122. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2
123. Superman III
124. Superman IV: Quest for Peace
125. Supernova
126. Swept Away
127. Terminator: Salvation
128. The Thing with Two Heads
129. They Saved Hitler’s Brain
130. Thomas and the Magic Railroad
131. Thunderbirds
132. Titanic: The Legend Goes On
133. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
134. Troll 2
135. Ultraviolet
136. The Underground Comedy Movie
137. Urotsukidoji III: Return of the Overfiend
138. Urotsukidoji IV: Inferno Road
139. Valiant
140. The Village
141. Who’s Your Caddy?
142. The Whole Ten Yards
143. The Wicker Man (2006 remake)
144. Wild Wild West
145. The Wild World Of Batwoman
146. Wing Commander
147. Xanadu
148. Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie
149. The Zodiac
150. Zombie Nation
151. Zoom
Let's try to get a full 1001. And not Plan 9 From Outer Space, that's too good.