Mine is when they are on the chopper and Shante Jr. says... "Motherf###er I can speak it, I didn't say I could read the sh#t all that good."
shareCharlie Baileygates: But you said you'd eat whale blubber.
Limo Driver: She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as I free Willy.
AHAHAHAHA Hands Down BEST line in the movie.
I thought it was funny when they revealed one of the sons' was named Shonté Jr. (Shonté was the name of the limo driver.) Now that's some serious denial of reality by Charlie right there.
shareThere are hundreds of absolutely hysterical lines in this movie, hard to pick a favorite. But one that me and my friends always found subtle yet hysterical is when Hank steals the ice cream cone from the little girl, Irene says "oh real nice Hank" and Hank says "It's survival at this point".
shareThis is a very funny movie with so many great lines and scenes. This one kills me:
Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?
Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your *beep* is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.
Hank:
"Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone."
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"I learned that in prison, you like? You white trash piece-a sh!t."
HOLY A GIANT Q-TIP LMAO!
shareI like the whole morning scene at the motel when Charlie is asking Irene about the dildo and she goes "it wasn't for me" and he just grabs his head ahaha
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