Mine is when they are on the chopper and Shante Jr. says... "Motherf###er I can speak it, I didn't say I could read the sh#t all that good."
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> "So, what's your tale, Mother Goose? Where ya from?
> Oh, all over.
> Omnipresence. I like that in a woman."
this
~ Observe, and act with clarity. ~
Irene: For your information you stuck it up your OWN a**!
shareNo, wait, it was during the fight scene.
Hank, waving his thing around: Free hotdogs - all you can eat. Get your footlong and a bag of nuts.
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The Vagi-clean scene. Who knew a joke could be in such bad taste and still be hilarious?
Jim Carrey pulls it off, I'd say.
Charlie: "But you said you'd eat whale blubber!"
Shonté: "She'll be eating blubber alright, just as soon as I free Willy."
Not my favorite but a good one was
Irene: Ok so I had some pot so what is that like illegal or something??
Richard Jenkins character: (pause and stare) Uh huh
Jenkins acted it perfectly there
"Dammit Charlie. Those kids dicks are bigger than them sausages!"
OMG! I'd about had a heart attack after hearing that line.
Mine were a few when hank lost his *beep* at that kid in the diner.
"What are you staring at *beep* wanna start me up, just open the choke and pull the cord pal...I'm due for a seismic event and you're dancing on the fault line"
"Hey, hey, hey...hold on there cheese tits"
LOL XD
I love this movie.
So many, here's a few more I like.
Charle (his mouth all dry from the pills: 'ex-cuth mi, a think am gonna neeth a get a dink, a watha.'
'ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH...where's my thumb!'
Hank:
'if this is going to work I'm going to need full uni-nona-nana-noma-nimity'.
'hey ringworm! you gonna pick up that butt? or do I need to glue it to the end of my shoe and kick it up your big fat pimply A-HOLE!?!'
'woh woh woh, what's the fuss, tell me what's happening!'
or
'woh woh woh, slow down cheese-tits!
does a short-wheezey laugh 'thanks. I haven't laughed like that in a long time!'
His sons:
Answering the door 'wat da fuc is going on Cap!'
'what's that muthafuqin electron doing there?
'ah don't know!'
'wellgetitdafucouttathereden!' (translated - well get it the fuc out of there then!'
'then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest, wiiiiiiiiiiiiith.........a HERRING!'