Mine is when they are on the chopper and Shante Jr. says... "Motherf###er I can speak it, I didn't say I could read the sh#t all that good."
share"Daddies got a goddamn butthole on his face! Now he can blow his nose, and wipe his ass at the same. damn. time!"
share"He keep askin' dumb ass questions, *beep* gonna think he stupid."
sharePretty much anything the kids say.
There's some line in there that references Sling Blade... something like "if you don't stop bein stupid and *beep* you gonna end up at Stanford or somethin with those Sling Blade mother *beep*
"He shot a prize cow six times in the head, poor thing's lucky to be alive."
A little too much cheeze on the taco?
share-"vagiclean, huh? whats wrong? little extra cheese on the taco?"
-"I wasn't gonna just ram it home, you know.
I was gonna lube it up..."
-"I hope we can get to know each other better.
Yeah, me too.
Do you swallow?"
-"I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel funny. No big deal.
What's it called ? Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary
narcissistic rage"
Here's just a couple:
"Enrico Fermi would roll over in his muthafuqqin' grave if he heard you sayin' that st00pid assed $hit!"
"My wife's reading it [his newspaper] on the $hitter..."
"Vaga-Clean huh? What's the matter honey, a little extra cheese on the taco?"
(After hearing that some random guy's son got the lead in a high school musical) "Uhmm, I guess he really does like the coqq."
"I'm not leaving 'till tomorrow, but you know the rules: No bitches after 11."
There's ton's more of them, this movie rocked! I can't believe it's only rated a 6.2.
"Stick with me baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk!"
One of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
One of my favorite lines is when they are on the train car, and Dickey sneaks in, Hank catches him and says, "Time to face the music, Mozart. And a one...and a two..."
LOLOLOL!!!
Green Day = "hates" American media.
American media = owns Green Day.
Hank (Drowning the little girl) "Are you going to skip in the street any more"
Little Girl "I'm going to tell my daddy on you charlie"
Hank "Wrong answer(continues to drown her) and the name is Hank *beep* face"
Pissed myself the first time I herd that!
"Someone called for you"
"Who was it"
"I don't know,how about thanks for taking the message jeez"
"She'll be eatin blubber alright, just as soon as I free willy."
You're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
Hank: 3..2..123456789
share"THAT IS ONE FUNNY MOTHER******!"
shareShe's bakin' a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough *sniff*
Put a rush on that.
It's clean, real clean. Like my conscience.
Yeah pretty much all the son's line's are golden but id have to say my favorite line is one of two i cant decide which i like more. The scene at the gas station when hank is peeing in the guy's gas tank and the owner comes out to catch em and says "Get your coc* out of my chrysler you son of a.." or the scene after he knocks out dickie on the train and he's arguing with irene bout how he slept with her and he says "Hey try lookin at it from my point of view... I was horny".
Those are prolly my 2 favorite lines in the movie. Although when hank and charlie start the fight and he flashes the women on the bench "hey ladies free hotdogs here, get your foot long and a bag of nuts" is right up there too.
Walter Crewes: God is just an imaginary friend for grown ups.
The part where Hank seems to be talking nicely to Irene, saying stuff like "I like you, I would like to get to know you better" and out of nowhere he says "do you swallow?".
sharethere are so many classic lines. People always seem to forget this one, but when Casper/Whitey/Milky barges into the gun shop, looking incredibly ticked-off, and he gets right in the clerk's face, and yells "Give me a gun and lots of ammo!" and, at that point, we in the audience still don't know if he really killed his whole family or not, so we aren't sure exactly how crazy he is. Anyway ....that was pretty funny.
"We've got a bump coming up." -- Jason Bourne, just before driving down a stairway