The line that totally got me was when Chef was in the military thing and he said "Hey, have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?" and the General said "I don't listen to hip-hop!"
What about you?
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Why so serious?
I don't see a reason why you have to belittle me in front of people like that
float with spirits in mountain caves,swim the meadows in twilight waves
"All the Baldwins are dead?"
shareBoys I highly doubt Mr. Garrison ever said "eat penguin *beep* you ass spelunker"
"we accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato"
"I learned you're a boner biting dick fart *beep* face"
Brooke Shields - I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon..................*Terrance slaps her*
shareHaving watched this again last night, the part that made me laugh the most wasn't really a line at all.
After the General briefs the troops (where he talks about "Operation Human Shield", *beep* Windows 98!" and the like), his closing line is totally incomprehensible. For some reason this always cracks me up.
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how abou when the important man stands up and clear his throat as if he has something important to say, pauses for a second, and just says *beep* CANADA and puts his middle finger up haha
shareOne line that has always cracked me up is during the Canadian Ambassador speech etc:
"What say you, Mr American Ambassador?"
"*beep* CANADA!"
Then the responce from the canadian guy is a killer:
"Ey! *beep* you buddy!!"
Hilarious!
"Get busy livin' or Get busy dyin' - That's gad'damn right!"
yea thats the part i was on about lol
vote for pedro!
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"Now say; big floppy donkey dick."
"No!"
"Success! The child doesn't want to swear!"
And not a line, but I just watched this movie for the first time in a while, and the German scheisse video part had me losing it for some reason even though it didn't the first 10+ times I saw it.
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I haven't watched this movie in years but reading these funniest lines has me laughing so hard it hurts.
Is the regular series still on and is it still funny?
Jersey shore killed the radio star
Cartman: Hey, dudes.
Stan: What's the matter, Cartman?
Cartman: It's this V-chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
Kyle: Really? So you can't say *beep*?
Cartman: No.
Kyle: And you can't say *beep*?
Cartman: No.
Kyle: So you can't say, I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest *beep* piece of *beep* in the world?
Cartman: *Beep* you! (V-chip reacts and blows Cartman away from the camera.)
Kyle: You're late, Cartman.
Cartman: I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.
Kyle: Your "behind"?
Cartman: I had to say behind, 'cause I get shocked if I say a**. (V-chip once again shocks him.)
Also, Cartman's inclusion of "Barbara Streisand" when he attacked Saddam Hussein with shocks from the V-chip by saying every swear word he could come up with at that moment.
When Gregory says "Meanwhile I attended Yarddale where I acheived a 4.0 grade point average"
I find myself saying that line all the time not sure why I find it so funny.
When Gregory talks about having a 4.0 grade average and Cartman says you're a effing phagget dude.
Or when Mr. Garrison gives Cartman Mr. Hat when he's dying and Cartman throws it away later on and you hear Garrison in background yell Mr. Hat NOOO!!
Eat Snacky Smores
During the debate between Kyle's mum and the Canadian representative.
Newscaster: This isn't the first bad thing to come out of Canada. Let's not forget Bryan Adams!
Canadian Representative: Yes, well the Canadian government has apologized for him on several occasions!
and...
Canadian Representative: Let me finish, please let me finish!!!...............
Ok I'm finished