The line that totally got me was when Chef was in the military thing and he said "Hey, have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?" and the General said "I don't listen to hip-hop!"
What about you?
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Why so serious?
"Geez, your mum sucks, Cartman." -- Kyle
"I'm Sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb? "
"All those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew."
"Yes I am, Cartman! I am a Jew!"
"No, no, don't be so hard on yourself."
"Let's see, hmm, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy."
Oh, and the whole dying giraffe thing! When the guy said "Hey, you hear that? Sounds like a giraffe's dying over there!" that just topped it off.
There were so many funny lines! I'll probably remember more later
Pretty much everytime the 'Mole' was talking...
'G'd, He's the biggest Bitch of them all..' A riot...
When the mole asks them if they brought watches to synchronize time, they say 'dude, you didn't tell us to bring watches'... He flies off the deep end and says something like 'What the Fu$% do you think this is? Fun time when all lick Barney the Dinosaur's fu$%ing Pus$y?' I swear I was holding my stomach in pain from laughing so hard..
Cartman calling the Mole 'British Piece of $hit'
During the Brian song when Brian Dennehy shows up.. 'did someone call me'...
and they're like 'who the hell are you?'
'I'm Brian Dennehy...'
'No not Brian fu$%ing Dennehy! Dude get the fu$% outta' here!' Too funny!
So many hilarious bits, but the sequence that really creased me was all those innocent-looking little kids at their desks singing "Shut your *beep* face, Uncle *beep*
share"Ya I guess all's well that ends well huh? We can go home now! You dipsh!t"
"Well I'm Sorry, Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?"
"Oh let's see, uhh nope, I don't have any Jewish candy."
"Oh that's easy you just have to find the clitoris."
Also love the part where Terrence slaps Brooke Shields
After the mole dies and the dramatic music plays....then is suddenly stops and kyle says "$hit!"
also, "Don't get all pissy!"
4// itchy tasty
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'I highly doubt Mr. Garrison ever said, "Eat penguin sh!t, you ass spelunker."'
"Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems, what is 5 times 2? Come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?" "Twelve?" "Okay, let's try and get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."
The funniest lines to me were the ones that took place during the classroom scene.
Cartman: Don't call me fat you *beep* jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F word!
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No hes taking about *beep*, you can't say *beep* in school you *beep* fatass.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the *beep* not!
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude! You just said *beep* again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (muffled) *beep*.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls.
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?!
Cartman: Oh Im sorry, what I meant was (gets out a megaphone) How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison!
To me, those were the funniest lines.
Signature says it all!!!!
Did i say death camps? I meant happy camps!!!!
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*beep* Windows 98 get Bill Gates in here."
"You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient, with better access to the internet."
"It is faster over 5 million..." Bang! (Bill Gates gets shot in the head).
That cracks me up every time.
"I hate you Kenny."
That one just comes right out of the blue :D
There is no good or evil, only different opinions
In the 'La Resistance' song, the line "they may cut your dick in half and serve it to a pig; and though it hurts you'll laugh and dance a dickless jig"
Then why did Sarah Jessica Parker's butt-cheese end up in Scrotie's milkshake?
kyle: dont call my mom a B---- you fat f-ck!
cartman: dont call me fat you butt f-cking sonofab-tch!
Basically every line spoken by Saddam Hussein
"Ah! I love it when you get all biblical, Satan! You know exactly how to turn my crank!" X-D
"Yeah! YEAH!! Man, this is getting me so hot! Let's *beep*
"Come on! Rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy."