favorite quotes
not sure if this has been done before, but i just watched it again and i thought of all my favorite lines. here are a few:
loretta: for christ's sake amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while flying through the air like a god damned lawn dart!
loretta: RIGHT BY THE AIRPORT!! OH AMBER!!
gladys: excuse me, miss penthouse 98, put your knees together. i could drive a boat show in there!
gladys: you get your ass up there! and show me some teeth!
becky: she's skinny, amber...not deaf.
amber: course...i hope i end up a little more like diane sawyer than my mom.
annette: yeah, well, if they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.
(the scene in the trailer with loretta and annette):
annette: all right, thats it, im cuttin ya out and sendin ya home, she's gotta go home...
loretta: what, i'm braggin up your kid here. amber's gonna be the next diane sawyer, ya know.
annette: they're makin a movie here, you don't know where this'll end up
loretta: i know they're makin a movie here
camera man: why do you think becky'll win?
loretta: why do i think becky'll win? Ow, don't pinch! you're talkin about the richest family in a small town. its front page news when one of 'em takes a *beep*
annette: oh, great.
loretta: so, can one of you boys give me a ride home?
annette: don't fall for it, she live two trailers down
lorettta: so, be real easy! anyone??
annette: go on home loretta, show's over.
terry macy: while we have not ruled out sabotage from neighboring state pageants...
colleen douglas: ohio, south dakota...that bitch from wisconsin!
hahahaha. this movie is great. does anyone know if there ever will be a special edition dvd???