Kevin: "Is there really a kid there or is this like the time you told me my parents were dead?"
Teacher: "Yes I've had some smelly ones but Julian is by far the smelliest"
In the courtroom when Steve Buscemi starts to cry and the black guy starts laughin real loud
when the little boy calls a caterpillar "cap-eh-till-ah"
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I love the whole McDonalds scene. "Aw, HORSE SH!T!"
"WILL SOMEBODY GET THE KID A HAPPY MEAL!"
And at the end, "Sonny is that the man with the old balls?"
In the courtroom,
Tommy: I see. And, in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?
Nazo: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.
Tommy: Lamb and tuna fish?
Nazo: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?
Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out?
^ so freaking true!
"But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!"
The whole movie was great, there's a lot more quotes that I still use today.
"This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet" - Rollo
"He has a five year plan."
"What is it? Don't die?"
lmao.
When the homeless guy talks about OJ Simpson in court and points to a black member in the courthouse and says 'he knows what I'm talking about'
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The ENTIRE movie had me cracking up. Honestly, I laugh at everything, but I have to admit, this was one FUNNY ass movie.
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I say what I want. I do what I want. I get what I want. End of story.
Why so SERIOUS?
Man, this movie is so filled with classic quotes. The one I use the most also is "Scuba Steve, damn you!" I think my fav has to be the testimony of Steve Buscemi's character, both the "this guy knows what Im talking about" part (surprised that took so long to be mentioned) and his anti-"lamb and tunafish" speech.
But another pretty good part (fuzzy, sorry) is when Sonny is explaining something to Julian having to do with fatherhood and they see that punk guy walking down the street and Sonny tries to counsel him by yelling "It's ok, he can't hurt you anymore!" and the guy mumbles something hilarious under his breath as he starts to cry walking away
That quote goes something like
"look at this guy. Probably a normal kid just like you until his dad got in the way"
"hey buddy, who won the Jets game?"
response "who cares."
"You're mad at your father not at me!!"
mumbles "you're right you're right I hate my father"
"I think Eskimos are smug"
Sandler:"YOU'RE MAD AT YOUR DAD, NOT AT ME! I FORGIVE YOU!"
Sorry but had to correct this one...it just makes it that extra tad funnier ^¿^
Also, when buscemi randomly starts munching honeydew in the courtroom! XD WTF?!
Great comedy film, classic quotes throughout.
"Kangaroo song
Kanagroo Song
Kangaroo Song
Kaaaangaaaroooo sooongg!"
"Alriiiiggghhhhtttttt!"
hahaha
i love that part
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I like it when they are in the supermarket and he tells the girl, don't get too close to the freezer your boobs might freeze.
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anyone with cousins, younger siblings, etc will understand why this part is so funny :]
when Adam Sandler lays down the newspaper after Julian wets the bed, and then tries to go back to sleep (while Julian is rolling arround)
AS: "GO to sleeep"
(paper rustling)
AS: "Stop moovvinng! Lay!"
(..pause..paper rustling)
AS: "ALRIGHT IM UP!"
:]hahaha so true:]
Aint no party like a Scranton party, cause a Scranton party don't stop!- The Office
The scene where Sonny is dressed up like Scuba Sam and the line in that scene
Sonny:"Oh,and one more thing, be nice to the delivery guy will ya?"
(Nazo nods in agreement)
Sonny:"It's not his fault he can't read!"
Also the Halloween scene and Julien's Singing Kangaroo video.
"I'm a singing kangaroo and I'm from far away! I like to hop hop hop all day!"
How come nobody has mentioned Mr. Herily, he's hilarious!
"Last monday was a fluke, bring it on woman."