Kevin: "Is there really a kid there or is this like the time you told me my parents were dead?"
Teacher: "Yes I've had some smelly ones but Julian is by far the smelliest"
In the courtroom when Steve Buscemi starts to cry and the black guy starts laughin real loud
Sonny and Julien are in McDonald's and Julien starts crying b/c McDonald's doesn't have what he wants to eat. Sonny flips out and starts frantically saying "will somebody get the kid a happy meal?!??!". Sophisticated guy sees Sonny and says, "nice parenting", to which Sonny chucks the fries off the guy's tray and says "...take a walk!"
sharei agreee!! thats sooo funny!! "take a walk!" and when he shouts alllriiiiighhhhttt to that lil kid basically whenever adam screams thats funny
share"ALLLLLLLRIIIIIIGHHHHT!!!! God, you were normal yesterday."
The flash-card scene when Rob Schneider, in his thick accent, is trying to pronounce "Hippopotamus", and it turns into the following:
"Hip...Hip-Hop? Hip-Hop Anonymous?!?"
the part when the kid peeing on the wall.
"whats your name he'll write it on the wall, mind ya business"
^roflmao@that part
"No, No, That Wasn't a Question."
Two lines I still use today:
"Hey there's a stick there, somebody should move it."
"Scuba Steve, damn you!"
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"You owe me a sausage McMuffin!"
Sonny: Man this Yoohoo is good. You know what else is good? Smoking dope. Don't worry I'm not gonna tell anybody. Puff a cheeba. Go behind the see saw smoke a j.
Black Kid: I have a belly button.
Sonny: You have a belly button? Hey we all have belly buttons. Hey, we all love Yoohoo. Especially Yoohoo with a little rum.
Black Kid: What's rum?
Sonny: You don't know what rum is?
Black Kid: Rumpelstiltskin?
Sonny: Rumpelstiltskin. Rumpelstiltskin's a good man, so are you guys. Hey stay clean, stay focused, stay strong. Frankenstein I'll see you at home.
LMFAO!!! cracks me up every time.
I'm awesome, you're not, have a nice day.
"This is BULLSH!T" Different cards every time he still wins. He needs to learn how to lose too.
shareWhen the friend, and Julian are practicing with Flash cards . and he says "Damn you, Sonny, you gave him all the easy ones !"
hahaha
Joe & Nick Jonas are hot!
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
I have a belly button.
Arrested Development - The Movie
2009
Cracked me up reading it...Rumpelstiltskin...he's a good man...."
Yeah that is great dialogue
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lol i say "scuba steve!! damn you!!!" religiously, ..anytime i stump my toe on something its scuba steves fault
"Who is This under my Knife!" - Bill "The Butcher" Cutting
-When Julian asks for a night light and Sonny turns on a neon arrow lamp thing that says "Live Nudes."
-"Kangaroo song! Kangoroo song! KANNNNNGAAAROOOOO SOOOOOOOONGGGGGGG!" "ALLLLLRIIIIIGGHTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
SMILE! You're at Mr. Smiley's!
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at the veryyyyy beginning:
Sonny's Dad: Sonny, it's your dad. You asleep?
Sonny: Hey man. Oh no, no, I was exercising.
Sonny's Dad: *beep* you were sleeping.
...not because i can directly relate to it, but did date a woman who got involved with a man who was 26 years her senior. he screwed her up royally... a la waitress at hooters.
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lmao !! "
KANGAROO SONG !! ALRIIIIGHHHTTTT !!!! DAMN, YOU WERE NORMAL YESTERDAY !"
Joe & Nick Jonas are hot!
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
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