Ralphie quotes....


-Tomorrow I´ll be on time but you´ll be stupid forever.

-I caught the clap from this hippie broad I was banging.My ---- was dripping like a busted pipe.

-Who does he think he is,sir Walter Raleigh?

-Nuthin´but net,MFá....

-Alarm codes,50 gees? 5 tops,maybe,as a finders fee...

-Why not,least year you thought you saw a flying saucer over East Rutherford.

-They didn´t have flat-tops in ancient ROME!!

- F him and his turkey. I oughtta shove a drumstick up his a--.

-Detective Mike Hunt,Pennsylvania Beaver Falls police department.

-A gerbil,mam.

-What are you,a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the carload!

Last words...-Ya fat f---!

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Tony: you’re a captain Ralphie when I say you’re a captain

Ralph: and I’m going ta turn up my hearing aide so I don’t miss it

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a) She was a huwa.

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Well, look at the bright side: he wasn't that bright to begin with. Come arrrn! It's a tense situation, a little fuqqin' levity, argh?

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I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass!

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“Who does he think’s keeping that fat bitch in Devil Dogs anyway?”

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Vito: I'll just keep my mouth shut.

Ralph: Unless of course there's a salami sandwich around.

And of course, if Ralph knew that Vito liked to...."catch", I'm sure he'd be quipping about Vito putting something else in his mouth!

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