Ralphie quotes....
-Tomorrow I´ll be on time but you´ll be stupid forever.
-I caught the clap from this hippie broad I was banging.My ---- was dripping like a busted pipe.
-Who does he think he is,sir Walter Raleigh?
-Nuthin´but net,MFá....
-Alarm codes,50 gees? 5 tops,maybe,as a finders fee...
-Why not,least year you thought you saw a flying saucer over East Rutherford.
-They didn´t have flat-tops in ancient ROME!!
- F him and his turkey. I oughtta shove a drumstick up his a--.
-Detective Mike Hunt,Pennsylvania Beaver Falls police department.
-A gerbil,mam.
-What are you,a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the carload!
Last words...-Ya fat f---!