I know Its a hard question.
I'd say:
MICK - "Yeah, I was a little bitter about the whole gettin killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it."
PNUB - "Go go Buffalo!"
"Ann, Mommy said you're not dead. Is That True?"
Lead Singer Guy at Dance:
"Hey Kid you had your fun now BEAT IT!(hand drops on his head pulls his scalp off) "AAAAAAGHHHHHH!"
(or somthing to that effect)
It's cute how you think I'm listening
the one where he is talking about the ashtray he made and hten anton yells at him and pnub is just like "well *beep* you then" sooooo classic
and hten when seth green yells sweet jesus.
this movies so good.. every line is a classic
losing all hope is freedom
PNUB: *sees ANT on the floor* They were killed by ants?
MICK: Please don't be stupid. Do you have, like, an evil aunt?
PNUB: I bet I'll win best costume at the dance, and chicks dig winners. I'll probably hook up.
MICK: Yeah, cause severed heads are one of the top ten big turn ons.
MICK: SWEET JESUS!
MICK: Ok, I'm not going through all this Tonya. Let's go back that way.
PNUB: It's just unfair.
MICK: Well we can go back if you wanna get a piece.
And, this isn't a quote, but I LOVE at the beginning where Mick & Pnub walk in Anton's house and see that video on tv. Seth Green's dance is just priceless!
What cracks me up is when Pnub goes...
Pnub: Okay, that is not my fault. That thing should have come down a LOT slower!
my favorite one is when molly drops her lyrics book :MICK -says he should take it back to he "maybe she'll think you are funny or something" and the other one is in the same part :PNUB- says she'll rip your clothes off and make sweet love to you and he is doing the hand motion of a bj.CLASSIC
shareGirl outside Burger Jungle: Like this one time they asked me to go on a double date, and I thought they were 'tards or something...
[starts crying]
Girl outside Burger Jungle: ... so I told them to go blow each other.
Randy: Wow! Did they?
Anton: So, what are you guys doing here?
Pnub: We need a place to kick it. Don't be selfish, Anton! No one else's parents are dead!
Anton: You lied to me!
Mick: You killed me, let's try to keep this thing in perspective here!
Anton: All I do is sit around all day, smoke pot, watch TV...
Mick: No, no! No Kevin Costner speech, let's just go!
[Molly's dress rips revealing her underwear]
Pnub: Bet she wins best costume.
Molly: I can't believe you blew off Heaven to kick it with me. You are the coolest."
Loads of really funny quotes here, most of the ones I like have been mentioned except,
Randy (whispers): Hey Anton, can't you see I'm getting a little action over here?
*girl walks away*
Randy (angrily): Aw man, I can't believe you cockblocked me like that. I thought we were buds!
We call this the Loom of Fate.
"Ease up there kitten"
"Isn't that knife a litte extreme kitten?!"
"This guy was freaked!!"
pretty much any line from Randy was hilarious.
Probably "But I'm comfortable" He just sounds so cute when he says it.
"If he truly loved her he'd let her hit the pavement.It would be a more merciful death."-The Big Bang Theory
All of those are great and I especially love the whole pushing the dog in front of him!!! Then hiding under the covers... nice!
RW/RR Duel 2 Go Evan!!
"This would be a lot more comfortable if your ASS wasnt so wide!"
lol when the thing fell on Molly's head and she was like
".........ow.........."
"Who's your daddy now BITCH *bam*"
LMAO
"those autoshop guys are true 'arteests', hey guys its mighty joe bong!!"
*poof*
"That's it, no hellfire, no *screech*. I mean Im glad everyone's alright but that was weak."
and not a quote, but Anton fighting the puppets was HILARIOUS!!
**Girls Club!**
Go D Woods:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dd23un9m6s
Pnub eating a burrito, stuff oozes out his sliced neck.
Mick: Ew, that's disgusting, I can fix that.
Mick gets duck tape
Mick: Hold still
Mick tapes Pnub's neck
Anton Tobias pushing whimpering dog into hallway while saying, It's OK boy.
I can't believe you are getting high with your friends.
Hello I'm still up here
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, what about Mary?
"Ah man....... I can't BELIEVE you cock blocked me like that, I thought we were BUDS!" Then just drives over the shrine with that music playing LOL.
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