I know Its a hard question.
I'd say:
MICK - "Yeah, I was a little bitter about the whole gettin killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it."
PNUB - "Go go Buffalo!"
"Ann, Mommy said you're not dead. Is That True?"
Tanya: *leads Pnub out to the dance floor*
Pnub: *puts his hand on his head to steady it* "Careful, it's a little loose!"
Tanya: "COOL!"
Hahaha, I love the delivery. There are so many great dismemberment gags in this movie.
I'm sure this one was already listed, but...
Mick: "And we heard this music..."
Anton: "Music?"
Pnub: "Yeah, kinda uncool music, like Enya. And all these voices were saying, 'Come to us, come into the light!'"
Mick: *makes a spooky noise mockingly* "Ooooooh!" *snickers*
Anton: "...so, what happened?"
Mick: "Well, we figured *beep* it. I mean it was REALLY far..."
and
"It's just like Mozart, and that other fag... uh..."
"Beethoven?"
"Yeah. It's just like their music, but cooler."
and
"That's it? No screaming, no hell fire, no... *makes a cross-eyed face and screeches* ...no, I mean, I'm glad everyone's alright, but seriously, that was weak."
and
"Once again, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day."
and
"I needs me spinach."
and
"This is IMPORTANT... for strength!"
Gah, almost every one of these lines is great because of the dead-on delivery from the perfect ensemble cast. Hilarious movie.
Those things won't even cut my bagel, I've been saying it for 7 years and I won't stop now, most memorable and useable quote of the movie
It's not a quote, but Anton pushing the dog around the corner when he's looking for the killer.
"....bones?"
After the cat goes flying through the window.
and
"SWEET JEEZUS!" I just love how Mick screams that.
"Devil girl, she's got nothiong to lose she's got wind in her hair and gum on her shoooes", lol
PNUB: Should we clean the microwave first?
Mick: Yeah and while we're at it, lets clean the whole *beep* house too. This ain't our mess.
when mick was like 'im gonna call 911, wts their number?'
ahahahha
My favorite quotes are probably:
Mick: I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number?
and
(about to cook a burritto in the microwave where anton blew up the hand)
Pnub: Maybe we should clean that up.
Mick: Yeah, and while we're at it, let's just clean the whole *beep* house.
and
Mick: Anton it's killing me to see me to see you this stressed out man. You cut off your hand in the interest of who knows how many others. So, what I want you to do is take a little Anton time. Okay just relax, kick back my man.
Anton: No, no, no, you know what? Not this time. Okay I'm through with that, I mean all I do is I sit around all day I veg out, I watch TV, I smoke pot -
Mick: No, no, no, no Kevin Costner speeches okay? Let's just go.
and
Anton: [Hears moaning coming from Mick's grave] Mick?
Mick: Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?
Anton: [Kneels and leans over Mick's grave] Mick?
Mick: Yeah man, it's Mick.
Anton: You're dead!
Mick: No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.
Anton: You think?
Mick: I know *beep* now dig me up!
and . . . .. . . . . . . .i basically love ne thing mick says he just cracks me up
you got the lanes going west
the lanes going east
and the lanes goin strait 2 hell-L.I.E.
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PNUB: Hey I made that!
ANTON: You let it go again!
PNUB: All right, *beep* you then!
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PNUB: Hey, I gotta get my bong.
MICK: You did not make that.
PNUB: Yeah, I did. I arc-welded it and *beep*
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ANTON: What's up?
PNUB: What's up with you?
ANTON: I'm dry.
PNUB: So?
ANTON: So, why don't you bring me over a dimer?
PNUB: This ain't Domino's you lazy bitch. Come over here and get it yourself.
"The name's Kaknockers. . .Vod Kaknockers"
- Jake Harper
Pnub :*after the hand kills Dexter Holland and everyone runs screaming* "I was gonna get some"
Mick : "I really doubt it"
the leatherface moment is great, but i also laughed really hard when anton was burying his parents, mick, and pnub.
"mom, dad....blah blah blah, you fed me till i killed you." fantastic.
Girl who is obviously very upset: "And then, I told them, to go blow each other. *cries even harder*
Randy: "Whooa... did they?"
Oh my Jesus, I can’t believe nobody has said the best quote of the movie!
“All you do is sit around, smoke pot, and watch TV all day. I mean, don’t get me wrong, that’s what life’s all about, but-“
That’s definitely the best.
Indeed, Marijuana DOES once again save an otherwise disastrous day.
"Hold the S because I am an AINT." -Marilyn Manson