For people who liked this movie, share your favorite quote.
I love every quote in this film, but I'm gonna have to say -
During Jeff and Caroline's wedding, Danny is throwing marshmallows and says:
"Meet me out front in the lobby!"
Cracks me up every time.
"I'm tryin' Ringo, I'm tryin' REAL hard to be the Shepherd."
My favorite quote is when Danny and Carla are looking at the book "The Joy of Sex" and Carla asks, "I wonder who invented sex?" and Danny says, "I think it was Madonna." Hahahahaha!
shareI know it's been put up here before, but I love the lines when they're first discussing "doing it"
"Carla Tate: I was thinking we could wait 'til the next holiday cause holidays are special.
Daniel McMann: oh cause I feel special right now Carla."
I laughed so hard, and was like.. poor boy lol.
"That should teach you not to play with matches, and that it's much safer to play w/ urself instead."
The movie was awesome and had fantastic performances from Juliette Lewis and Giovanni Ribisi.
One of my favourite quotes is when their in the bus station sitting down talking.
CARLA: I shouldn't of come with you, Daniel, but you have a really nice smile"
I like the quote about Madonna too. :)
shareThey are too many. The final was amazing when Danny present a gift to the bride.
shareI loved it when Carla said to her mother that boys "would try to coitus us," and (here's where I blow it) when Danny is going up for his second or third drink at the country club bar and the bartender says SOMETHING to him--I can't remember what precisely--but Danny's reply is "it still is." Shoot, I wish I could remember what the bartender said.
shareI love when she's trying on shoes and she says, "This is a fun shoe, mom!"
I love (though it's sad) when she's yelling at Daniel, "Why did you do that, Daniel? Why did you tell everyone our love secrets?"
I also have to agree with Alamay on the "Boys would try to coitus us."
There's soooo much more like "My friend and I, we love the blues. We like Muddy Waters and Billie Holiday. She's dead, you know." And then she asks, "Do you have that one song that goes, 'I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you. Come rain or come shine.'" and Daniel screams, "NO BLUES!!!!!"
Great great great movie!!!!!!!! <33333
Drug delivery! You wanted some marijuana? - Arrested Development
“NO BLUES!”
“Another reason I got mad is ‘cause I didn’t want you to think I was dumb.” “I could never think that.”
“Are you getting the pepper spray?”
“I love you every minute. I love you more than band music and cookie making.” – That is so sweet.
“So do you want to do it now?”
“Oh, ‘cause I feel special right now Carla.”
“Well it’s Thanksgiving. Remember what we said we were gonna do on Thanksgiving?”
“I wonder who thought up sex in the first place Daniel?” I think it was Madonna actually.”
“You don’t have to be scared Carla. ‘Cause you know why? ‘Cause I would never hurt you. You’re the last person in the world that I would hurt.”
“If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands! If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!”
“I know what you guys are gonna do tonight!”
“She’s the only one who makes me feel like a person.”
“No, only cowards get brave that way.” – Like that one a lot.
“Her name is Carla Tate, and she loves me too. And I have never had that before.”
“I want to get married, I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“I’m just me mom, can’t you see me? You never look at me.”
“And I know how to do some things. I can love”
“When you reach a certain age, and you’re not talking to your children, I think you’re missing a very important part of the journey.”
“This is my present for my bride.”
“Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew, ponies never ran before, ‘til I met you.”
All these quotes are bringing back SOOOO much Lol :-P
"Cause I feel special now, Carla."
"Normal couples don't do that. They're from college."
"Well, yeah... kind of. You see the guys at work, they chipped in and they found this girl and she had a reputation. There was a lot of kissing and hugging and a lot of rubbing, and I kind of finished before I was supposed to. You have to be a guy to understand that."
"NO!!! STOP RIGHT THERE!"
-BTW: Morticia-Munster, is your sig from the Brady Bunch movie? LOVE IT :-D!!!!!
"You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!... No no, he took out my appendix."
lol the bartender says MERRY CHRISMAS
i saw it yesterday thats y i remember
I love polytechnic school!
shareOne of my favorites is when Daniel and Carla are looking at their grades and when Daniel sees he failed he starts to cry and tells carla "go away, please, go away." I feel so bad for him. I know it's not significant, but the way his voice cracked made it special to me.
shareI love Daniel's answer to the bartender's "Merry Christmas" (on the party where he tells everybody his and Carla's love secret): "Yes it is". So cute and sort of smug.
I also like the use of the sentence "olive juice". I've tried it and it actually works! :D
"My pumpkin's a duck!" makes me laugh every time.
You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.
Winnie has it been 15 minutes yet?
It's called a llaaaannce--Hellooooo
im surprised no one put this one up yet but it seems like all these quotes r just funnys one, which kept me dying laughin
the part at the golf course
when carlas mother says i think you can do better
and carla says but i cant do better because im not better... i cant help but cry
and before that when carlas mom says when ur in love ur eyes are closed and carla says but mom my eyes are open and her mom starts ttalking to someone else, and carlas tone completely changes and says but my eyes are not closed mother!
just to see her reaction makes me cry lol imma baby
"How much do you weight?"
"You're not getting the pepper spray are you?"
LoL
I love this movie! I'm actually watcing it as I write this. =)
I love what Daniel says after they look through the "joy of sex".. They look at the pictures, and obviously, he wants to try some stuff out.
Carla: But Daniel, I want the first time to be special.
Daniel: Well I feel special right now Carla.
Haha too funny.
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