Favorite line in the movie?

Bob: Elizabeth and I were married by the time we were twenty and we'd been going out since we were fifteen so this may sound a bit juvenile but... can I hold your hand?

I just think that's so cute. :)

One of my favorites has to be towards the end when Bob and Marty go outside to talk, then Angelo goes to the window, the others try to beckon him away but he screams, "Holy sh*t! He's got Bob in a choke hold! No Marty, don't do it!!!"

I love basically every seen with Meg and Joe, such as "He's married!?!" **proceeds to freak out**...or

Grace: So, I'm gonna tell him tonight.
Megan: Oh, please, I've heard that before.
Grace: No, I am.
Megan: Well, you should because he's perfect you know.
Grace: Yeah... for me he is.
Megan: Yeah...I mean he's no Joe...
**Joe walks in rambling, taking his shirt off revealing his gut...Meg and Grace start cracking up**

One moment I caught last time I watched the movie that I giggled at was after Marsha had been so obnoxious making her order with the bottle and the straw, but Bob is just totally entranced by Grace, and before she walks away, he reaches for her arm and says:

Bob: Can I get a cup of coffee?
Grace: *all smiles* Sure.
Bob: No straw.

Love this movie so much.

"Yes...No...To get to the other side...1.772..."

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My favorite is when Bonnie Hunt asks if Angelo gave her children wine to drink. She was quite miffed. And he says: So now they'll be drunk AND disorderly.

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"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??!!"

Maximus Decimus Meridius

I love the line in the scene where Grace and Megan are talking in Megan's kitchen and Joe comes and takes his shirt off because one of the kids got sick on him. Grace and Megan are cracking up as he's walking around shirtless and Megan says something like, "Joe, maybe you should put on shirt because I don't think Grace will ever be able to be satisfied by a man now." Then Joe does his belly dance, lol. Cracks me up everytime. I love Bonnie Hunt and Jim Belushi. In fact this whole movie was extremely well cast.

"Everybody lies.."

Good Night Nurse!

Cracks me up every time.

"WHAT WAS GOD THINKING???'
I say that to myself all the time.

Charlie calling Bob because he was a no-show in the bar with a few fillies:

Charlie: Bobby...man, where you at? You ran away last nite...you don't show up tonite...I thought we were going to hang out?

Bob: I'm sorry, Charlie...I'm just not feeling up to it. I don't know...maybe it's something I ate? I'm just gonna kick back, take it easy, maybe go to bed early. (all the while, he is getting dressed and putting on his shoes to go see Grace at the restaurant)

Charlie: What you doing?

Bob: Now? Just watching the Cubs game (lying of course).

Charlie: What's the score?

Bob: Score? Oh its uh....(fumbling for the TV remote to turn it on)...uhh (can't turn the TV on, then gives up and throws the remote over his shoulder)...Cubs are losin'!

Extra funny, since of course Bonnie Hunt was the writer and director, and is from Chicago and a huge Cubs fan.




Whose idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

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