*Carter jumps and strains at the fire escape ladder Lee pushed down slightly*
"That ain’t far enough man! I ain't Kareem Abdul Jabbar! Push it down some more!"
*Carter walks into the Consul's house and stops one of the FBI agents*
"Imma need one of those ear pieces immediately."
*After picking up Lee from the airport*
"I cannot believe this SH--! First I get a bull---- assignment, now mister Rice-a-Ronie, dont even speak American!"
*After talking to his captain on the phone*
"One little pinky get blowed off and everybody trippin'!"
"Y'all think this is real funny. Get carter the big G-14 classified case. Imma show the FBI, they don’t know who they playin' with. Imma solve this case myself!"
*Looks over at Lee as he slightly glances in Carter's direction*
"That’s right."
*After climbing up the back of a tour bus*
"Didn't I tell you to wait for me? Huh!? What the HELL you doin' on this bus? Think im playin' with you? Huh? Think im playin' with you? I ain't playin' with you!--sit down!"
"STOP! FBI, I need this motor cycle."
"No way man!"
*Carter smacks the cyclist in the head*
"Get off!"
"Why would they not want my help?"
"'Cause they don’t give a damn about you! They don’t like you!--I don’t like you!"
"I don’t care! I'm here for the girl."
"The girl don’t like you! Nobody likes you. You came all the way over here for nothin'!"
"The word down in China Town is theres this new dude in town. Badass dude out of Hong Kong. Buying up every goddamn thing."
"Whats his name?"
"Sh-- I dunno his name. He ain't buying sh-- from me!"
"You know all that other sh-- but you don’t know his name?"
"No."
"Damn. Don't nobody know his name!"
*After falling through a bridge*
"Why you didn’t tell me about the bridge?!"
"I did!"
"No you didn’t!"
"I did!"
"No you did not!"
"I said 'STOP!'"
"I don’t understand what you be sayin'!"
"...What?"
"--you see what I'm sayin'?!"
"Lets talk about this; lets talk about this. No-no-no. 'chee chee chaw'? What's that mean? No no, this is a misunderstanding. Lets pray about this."
"Who's the captain on this plane?"
*Asian lady looks confused*
"--look it don’t even matter. You need to go up there, tell the captain we have a problem on the left side of this plane. Something wrong with the engine. You need a new alternator. Now my supervisor said 'Willy go on down there and fix that plane, put a new alternator on that plane, don’t let that plane leave 'til I come down there.' so I suggest you go tell the proper authorities not to move this plane, before the FAA come down here and we all get in some sh--! go on!"
*after finding the consul's daughter in the can*
"Now the first thing imma do is take this vest off you--"
"NO DONT TOUCH IT!"
"I think it'd be safer if we take it off."
"NO! I heard them say it will explode"
"Okay I think it'd be safer if we leave it on. Don’t-don’t-don’t move."
*After finding sang upstairs*
"Whoa, your boys aint around, now look at that! you all alone!"
"I kill him."
"Go ahead."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I don’t even like him. Go ahead."
*After having Lee land on him after saving him with the banner.*
*thank you thank you! oh!--"
*Lee kisses Carter*
"Man what the hell you doin'!?"
*Carter pushes Lee off*
"I was just being polite."
"Well next time be polite to my nu-s!"
"First class. I like this, this is tight"
*Man walks up to Carter*
"Can I take your jacket, sir?"
"My jacket? No, no. You can take this bag though."
Sorry that was long. This is just one of my favorite movies. I had to add the ones people missed :P
-Katie
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