I can't help but snigger at Gerald's wife handing him a bright pink sandwich box.
Lomper's unbelievably geeky jumper during the 'Arsenal offside trap' scene.
The way Gerald says "This is a good area this is."
Horse covering one nipple with his hand when they're caught by the security gaurd.
Dave: The less I eat, the fatter I get.
Lomper: So stuff yourself and get thin!
Gerald: He's fat, you're thin, and you're both *beep* ugly
And then there's the scene at Gerald's place when they're all taking their clother off and Horse is wearing that long underwear pants, don't know how they're called in English, and Gerald, I believe, is looking at him and saying: Horse by name, horse by nature, right? Just cracks me up each and every time.
Your willy? Mah willy.
shareNot exactly a line, but I just laugh out loud when Dave saves Lomper from the car gas and he calls him a bastard and Dave opens the door and throws him back in!
shareOn this day that Donna Summer passed from this Earth, I have to say it's when her song comes on the radio while they're waiting in line at the unemployment office and they get the beat.
shareAnti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.
I hope she dances better than she welds, I mean look at that, her mix is all to cock.
great reminder! I had forgotten them. But soooooooooo many to remember.
shareI just watched this for the first time in years. And I had forgotten so much that happened in the film. Which was great because it was almost like watching it for the first time.
I had forgotten just how chock full of great humor this film was. Nearly every scene made me laugh. So full of little bits you have to pay attention to or they slip by.
Amazingly touching film as well.
I always laugh when Horse tells one of the guys to think of nature programs and "the Queen's speech" to keep him mind of his willy.
Just hearing him say that he thinks the Queen's speeches are boring is so funny to me. You know that the Queen just drones on and on in that funny way of hers.
"end of chat..."
I started saying end of chat every chance I had after this movie came out.
so many more, too priceless and numerous. Who wrote this? he should have gotten an award.
When Horse says , " yeah but, me willy, i mean to say... ", and then Lomper says " your willy ?!. my willy ! " xD. Lol i'm cracking up laughing as i'm typing this !!.
LMMMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!
"Wiggle your big toe"
A couple of people have already mentioned it but Dave's comments on the welding are hilarious.They've put the film on purely for the dance choreography and he's pissed off with her welding lol.
Another little moment I like is when Lunchbox says to Lomper "shut up saggy tits" and then a couple of camera shots after you see him looking at himself in the mirror looking really worried about his tits.
And I love the moment where they're watching the footage back of them dancing, with the police officer."He's right you're ahead".
So many funny moments.
And Gerald's graceful spin.
shareHow FAST Dave is! I mean HECK!
Oh, and how Gaz says "Didn't get it, then," when Gerald is chasing him after they sabotage his interview. What follows is very sad, but that line kills me.
"It's SHOWTIME!" ~ Beetlejuice
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I love when Dave takes the piece of candy and the alarm goes off and he immediately takes it out of his mouth and steps on it and looks perplexed, he looked so adorable in that scene.
shareThe look on everyones face when Guy puller down his trousers.
Landlord: I love these nature programmes
Gerald: Aye, they're great aren't they?
Guy: They are though, aren't they Gerald? {makes a willy shape}
Dave: 'E's got gnomes
Gaz: Aye, he bloody would have!
The symbol that you sent me isn't a pentagram.' Sinister
When Guy tells Lomper, "shut up, saggy tits", not only does Lomper start inspecting them, Gaz and Horse look too. Gaz even cocks his head to get a different angle. and then sizes up his own chest.
When Gerald is confessing to Dave about getting a stiffy in swim class and says it was a mixed class. It always cracks me up that he explains, "you know, boys, and uh, and girls...".
Gaz and Gerald's faces when they hear Horse's real name at the police station.
Also had to laugh at Dave when he got the kids plastic ring stuck round his wrist and the way everyone turns to look at him, and the face Nathan pulled at Gerald through the glass. LMAO
Horse: But this is an emergency is this! Nothings getting bigger!"
And
'Me willy. I mean to say-'
'Your willy?! MAH willy!"
The symbol that you sent me isn't a pentagram.' Sinister
Gerald's first reaction at the striptease idea :
*Gerald : I could just see Little and Large prancing around Sheffield with their widges hanging out. Widges on parade...bring your own microscope!
*Gaz : Yeah? and why not ?
*Gerald : Coz you're thin and he's fat and you both are f...ing ugly!
When Horse filled the employment report with the lady at the Employment office, one question was something like "Did you work during this period, whether you got paid or will get paid?" where he answered "No", she looked at him and said "That is not what I heard."
shareDave trying to juggle in the market, on his 1st day as a guard, after seeing a clerk juggling, in front of his wife,
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