I can't help but snigger at Gerald's wife handing him a bright pink sandwich box.
Lomper's unbelievably geeky jumper during the 'Arsenal offside trap' scene.
The way Gerald says "This is a good area this is."
Horse covering one nipple with his hand when they're caught by the security gaurd.
The garden gnomes during the job interview scene.
Although the scene after was quite sad
Cheers
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
Dave and Gaz stuck on the car roof in the canal...
Bloke: "All right?"
Gaz: "Aye, not so bad."
Dave: "Not so bad? That's not much of a chuffin SOS is it?"
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
The scene when The guys go to the dance studio to get their former forman to teach them to dance. While the conversation is goin on, you see Dave in the backgroung, his hand stuck in a toy ring, with the funniest look on his face. His expression made me laugh out loud.
shareHorse's family's reactions during their (un)dress rehearsal.
Gerald's story about getting a stiffie during swim class. And his attempts to explain it in general to Dave. "...mixed classes..."!!! And then later when he pretty much admits to getting a hard on from nature programs, and says "It's a medical condition!"
I aim to misbehave.
The gnomes moving around when Gerald is having his job interview
Horse yelling in pain when they are practising during the Arsenal offside track scene.
Horse covering one of his nipples during the dress rehearsal scene. Lol !.
When Lomper says " What you doin with them you great bugger, they're bloody borrowed them " .
When Gerald says " Come on, get in quick and wipe your boots ", just because it reminds me of when i was watching this with a friend once and she misheard " boots " and thought Gerald said " boobs " .Lol !!.Which obviously wouldn't have made sense, it does kind of sound like he says that though !.
When Dave gets his hand caught in the toy ring.
Lol i'm laughing so much as i'm typing this and reading this thread !
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Dave and them offering the little apology gnome.
"Here's a wheel barrel too. ..Not for you, but the gnome." *Gaz stares in annoyance* That just made me crack up for some reason.
Last movie I watched:The Full Monty
"I don't question your existence."~God
J.U.A.
The gnome scene makes me piss myself everytime. Its so fricking funny.
We weren't eloping we were playing nudy horses =]
there the scene where the ladies find out that the men are going to do the full monty, all the men look horrified but Guy has this little smirk on his face, as we all know he is incredibly hung so his expression is like "bring it on"
Thunderbirds Aren't Slow
One line that always cracks me up is when Horse is on the phone about the penis pump and when asked if he has all the parts he says "yeah got that, if that's what you call it"
LMAO
When Gaz is practising in front of the car, firstly the takeaway containers on the engine is funny but the real cracker is when he takes his coat off and swings it over his head. You can hear all the change coming out his pockets.
shareWhen the lads are in their underwear and telling the repossession guys at Gerald's to p*ss off and Horse is wearing long underwear; I always find that amusingly distracting.
shareAnd trying to pull his shirt over his head with a cigarette in his mouth. Next time I watch that scene I'll listen for the change. I missed that.
share"aye, not so bad"
best line in the film.
When Lunchbox says " oh shut up, saggy tits " , to Lomper. Lol !! xD.
When Dave says " put down and *beep* off " , to the bailiffs. And then one of the bailiffs says, " i think there's been a mistake, i'll just check with the office ".
When the man walking by says " you alright ? " , then Gary says " aye, not so bad " , when Gary and Dave are stuck , and then Dave says, " not so bad ? not so bad? that's not much of a chuffing S.O.S is it ? " . Lol !.
When Lomper says " i can't swim " , when Dave says that drowning would be a way for Lomper to kill himself. And then Gary says " you don't have to swim, you divvy, that's the whole point ".
When Gary dances to " You sexy thing " by Hot Chocolate , and then his cigarette gets stuck as he is trying to take his top off. Lol !.
The dole queue dance to " Hot Stuff " by Donna Summer !.
When the old lady gives a smile and a wink when Lunchbox is stood infront of her taking his clothes off. rofl !!.
When Horse says , " yeah but, me willy, i mean to say... ", and then Lomper says " your willy ?!. my willy ! " xD. Lol i'm cracking up laughing as i'm typing this !!.
The conversation about nature programs xD
When Lunchbox hits the wall and falls down when he runs towards it to try and run up it ! .
When Gary says " gentleman, the lunchbox has landed " , and Gerald says " chuffin nora ! " .
I'm sure there are some more too !.
Gaz in his Blades t-shirt.
It's scrambled eggs.
During the rehearsal with Horse's family, you can see Lomper just rubbing himself in such an awkward way - it's hilarious.
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we're all blades arent we?
Bowl a strike so we can have fun at the strip club, I wana see a real 7 - 10 split!
There may be a few Wednesdayites lurking about.
Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
They cant afford computers
Bowl a strike so we can have fun at the strip club, I wana see a real 7 - 10 split!
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Gerald really likes nature programs.
Horse's mother can watch male strippers while knitting and never drop a stitch.
Gaz's son giving him a pep talk when he's afraid to go onstage. Just something
about a young boy urging his father to go out there and do his strip routine
that's simultaneously moving and absurd.
I'm not crying, you fool, I'm laughing!
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I think someone has mentioned it though I love the part at the interview scene when the guys are messing around with the gnomes that never fails to make me laugh.
I also like when they are in the line at the job club and they dance to hot stuff.
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Jesus, that's really super... How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful?
- So. You dont sing?
-No.
-You dont dance?
-No.
-I hope you dont think I’m being nosy, but what do you do?
-Well, there is…this.
-Gentlemen…the lunchbox has landed!
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-I try dieting. I do try! Seems I’ve spent most of me *beep* life on a diet. The less I eat the fatter I get.
-So stuff yourself and get thin!
-Ah shut up saggy tits!
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Dave said "I’m not a chicken drumstick Gerald." but later he tried the cling film while eating a chocolate bar.
putting up the Hot Metal posters
The smile of Horse's mum was priceless.
Gaz asking for an orange jacket
The garden gnomes in the interview scene and Dave saying they tried to glue together the broken gnome
Horse frustrated in the phone booth saying "Nothing's happening, you know what I mean? Nothing's getting bigger."
Dave insisting he could do a better job in welding
The police station scene where they were watching the practice video..Gerald insists that Gaz was always ahead and Gaz counters it by saying Gerald's always ahead
And the scenes after they were caught.. Gerald bought a lot of newspaper,Lomper's band played a different song, etc.
-The less I eat the fatter I get.
-So stuff yourself and get thin!
When Gaz is "stripping" and he says "I need an audience."
Dave's retort "You need a doctor."