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Funniest line in the film...

posted 12 years ago by kaiserblade
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"What's that?" "That's a rock!!

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[–] RbDeraj 10 years ago

One I liked that no one has mentioned yet:

*Poe is repeatedly bashing Johnny-23's head against the cage while yelling: "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TREAT A WOMAN!"

[–] strntz 10 years ago

One I liked that no one has mentioned yet:

*Poe is repeatedly bashing Johnny-23's head against the cage while yelling: "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TREAT A WOMAN!"

Yikes. Maybe because it was the most cringe inducing line spoken by any action hero ever!

It is bad to drink Jobus rum. Very bad.

[–] steven-oconnor4-959-164625 10 years ago

I always liked -

"Now what was I thinkin about?... Oh yea, yee-hah"

[–] jonathan-m-stone 10 years ago

"He's a font of misplaced rage."

[–] Quentin36 9 years ago

You're right that was hilarious

[–] lorddeseiz 9 years ago

hes got the whole world in his hand

what the *beep* you singing man were all gonna die !!!

*crashing plane*

in his hand

*more crashing*

little baby babies

garland greene the most hilarious psycho ever to creep out the screen.

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[–] missnat84 (212) 8 years ago

Cyrus 'next time you choose a human shield, your better off not choosing a two bit negro crackhead'

[–] blue1981 (8177) 7 years ago

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[–] overseas7 (5071) 6 years ago

"Thank you for flying with Con Air...."

[–] PaladinNJ (21772) 6 years ago

"Oh that's too bad. I liked Pinball."