MovieChat Forums > Con Air (1997) Discussion > Funniest line in the film...

Funniest line in the film...


"What's that?" "That's a rock!!

****"Some folks call it a sling blade I call it a kaiser blade hmm hmm!"****

reply

One that hasn't been mentioned:

"Do you fly, Johnny?"
"No."
"You keep that in mind when you look at her, because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump out of this plane."

Reportin' live for Black TV: White folks are dead, we gettin' the f*@# outta here!

reply

Of course you're having trouble reaching him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some s**t!

reply

Do I have to write that in crayon, like always?

reply

"Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm DEA. You know what the *beep* that means?"
"You the most crooked n**** here."

"You know what I am?"
"Ugly all day."

"At first I thought he was singin' "YMCA." Then the flames."

too many lines...

reply

I don't know about line but I love the moment where he is about to punch the gay prisoner and then decides to slap him instead.

I also love "What are you gunna do" "What do you think I'm gunna do save the fuvcking day."

reply

oh god what is in your mouth boy...
he told me he loved me....

i told you not to stop the boat. Now lets go. Apocaylpse Now

reply

Sandino: Cy

The Virus: Onara

reply

Pinball, physically responding to the attractive black girl in the airfield hangar: "The Department of Erec- eh, Corrections."

"Chicken soup - with a *beep* straw."

reply

As Larkin is breaking into the fire truck with an ax:

Swamp Thing: What the hell is that?
Larkin: You pull over!
Swamp Thing: Yeah, sure, how 'bout this? (swerves truck all over the place)

Reportin' live for Black TV: White folks are dead, we gettin' the f*@# outta here!

reply

Yep...absolutely

reply

poe:"that gun work?"
larkin:"yeah!"
poe:"shoot that piece of *beep*

reply