Favorite lines to recite

Oh man best movie ever...

My family is constantly quoting the lines from this movie so here are our faves...(Some have probably been mentioned but I just want to post them anyways)

"Everybody dance."

"A Penny for you thoughts..."

"You can get anything at the Dairy Queen. You just drive in a nd get a Coke if you want...a...Coke."

"Corky we love you! We don't want you to die!"

"You know what kind of people you are? You're bastard people! And I'm just gonna go home and bite my pillow, thats what I'm gonna do!"

I'll do whatever I feel like...GOSH! -Napoleon Dynamite

(Mayor) All right, who's going first?
(Steve Stark) I'll go.
(Mayor) Okay, Gwen, go ahead.

He's right. Security is important. Remember last year when we got egged?

I can't deliver a stinky product...

LOOKOUT! Camptown races sing that song, doo dah, doo dah!

You want us to leave it here, or strike it? A little theater terminology..we've done shows with Corky before.

I can't believe no one has mentioned the brief but unmistakable Catherine O'Hara muttering in times of surprise:

Oh, hubbub, hubbub!

Gets me every time :)

ok my two favourite are (three really but i only get to say "who's on to and who's on bottom now?" to people who know what i mean.) "I always have a place at the DQ" (Libby) and "oh i just made a call, you know, made a call. oh you!" (Corky) the latter one i use ALL the time... and my mother can now feel any opportunity in which i might be able to use it, and tries to stop me before i can. :)

if you can't say something nice, at least say it where i can't see it.

I love "Everybody dance!" All I have to say to my friend Missy is those two words, and she starts screaming with laughter.

I love waaay to many lines from this movie...!

-"Specs"
-"I hate you, and I hate your stupid ass...face!"
-"I said to him, 'Ron, you gotta do something about this,' and he said 'Well why don't you just get one of those vagina enlargements?'"
-That line that goes "He's a musical director, and he shops at Walmart"
-"It's a zen thing, like how many babies can fit in a tire."
-"I was shopping for my wife, Bonnie. I buy all her clothes."
-"I hate you because you people are bastard people."
-To paraphrase a quote I don't know exactly..."People think Roswell was the first sighting of a UFO, but it was actually here in Blaine. And it didn't just fly over, it stopped, and the citizens of Blaine were invited on for a pot-luck dinner."

There are tons more...I just LOVE all of his movie!

I know this isn't the exact quote but when they are eating in the restaurant Fred Willard says to his wife (about why he doesn't get circumcized) "you should get vagina enlargement surgery". FUNNY, FUNNY MOVIE AND CAN'T WAIT ON THE NEXT ONE!!

I often find myself repeating "How high a ridge I could not tell" incessantly when I'm doing repetitive tasks like folding laundry.

Sometimes that worries me......

"People don't like fire poked, POKED in their faces"