Things We Learned From Watching Sling Blade, Mm-hmm
1. If you're going to conduct an interview with Karl, you better learn how to write in the dark.
2. French-fried potaters are also known as french fries.
3. Redneck sleeping apparel consists of a wife beater, tighty whities, and knee socks.
4. Potted meat has lips and peckers in it.
5. Karl can fix lawnmowers like nobody's business.
6. Magazines and hard candy will keep you busy at night.
7. Doyle's band needs to practice.
8. Laundromats are great places for befriending little boys.
9. You have a good chance of picking up a transsexual if you drive a Mercury.
10. Transsexuals apparently hang out at the chicken stand.
11. The chicken stand wasn't The Kernel, but it was a chicken stand nonetheless.
12. A kaiser blade has a long wooden handle with a blade shaped like a bananer.
13. I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.
14. They don't serve biscuits at the Frosty Creme.
15. They make a good double meat burger.
16. Karl never was no count at football.
17. Coffee makes Karl a might nervous when he drinks it.
18. If Karl spends the night at your house, he'll be nice enough to smooth out the bedspread the next morning.
19. Karl got to sleep in Jerry's freaked-out-daughter-with-a-nosering's room.
20. Scooter wanted to kill that Dixon boy himself; a$$hole's what he was.
21. Vaughn likes men. Sexually.
22. Karl's father is a horrible housekeeper.
23. Doyle can't so much as drink a glass of water around a piece of antique furniture, let alone a midget.
24. Vaughn sees Karl as a thinker.
25. After 15 years, this is still a great film.
Will someone please pass me the f!cking asparagus?