I think Doyle is the one who we have a lot to learn from.
46. Linda likes to get Doyle too mad to turn back. Does it often too...she must get off on it.
47. Ole' bastards shouldn't tell Doyle to lay off on his crappy music...because the law is on his side and he plays cards with J.D. Shellnut, chief of police. Judging from the hickville that all of this takes place...he probably does.
48. Doyle is persistent in letting Linda know that she shouldn't tell him what to do.
49. Doyle has some tools out in the garage that he would rather not have a retard walk off with.
50. Franks wash sacks are tough. He drags them all over town and not one of them has a hole in the bottom.
51. Doyle says that Frank is a weak little kid because his daddy taught him to be a pu$$y. Nah, from what I've seen Frank has plenty of power. I swear I observed an empty beer bottle flying across the room at about 90 mph heading in the direction of Doyle Hargraves...superman couldn't have ducked quick enough from that one.
52. Frank needs to be real careful or Doyle is gonna make him sorry his daddy ever squirted his a$$ out.
53. I get the feeling Karl doesn't like football, he makes excuses to Frank that he's no count at football and he might play if he's not too stove up. I figure Karl for a baseball man. That or he's freaked out by the Burnett twins bearing down on him.
54. That little tunesmith in the wheelchair wants to go down to the county line too...if he can just get somebody to remember that he's around.
55. If your gonna name your country song "Stuart drives a comfortable car", do it right, put "and usually there's someone in the trunk" in parenthesis.
54. Don't piss off a retard... that'll come back to haunt you.
55. I thought Lincolns and Caddy's were good cars...hell, evidently that's not the case according to a crazy guy who's only interested in big bush's and reliable Mercury's.
56. Everybody thinks Karl is the one in town with all the problems. Nope, that dumb idiot that takes his tiller to the shop to get it fixed, only for a retard to make clear to him (in so many words) that small engines feed off of gasoline.
57. Scooter is about as $h!tless as one poor sum b!tch can be. Something we all could've figured out, without it have being written in the script.
58. Karl has studied about killing his self. But decided against it because the Bible told him not to and if he does he'll go off to hades. Karl is not as stupid as everybody makes him out to be.
59. Karl can't seem to get through to Frank that he ought not talk like that, he's just a boy...but Frank continues to cuss like a sailor regardless.
60. Doyle has a hard time eating around a retard that drools and rubs $h!t in his hair. Linda tells him that that's awful and that he shouldn't be that way. He ain't saying it's right, he's just telling the damn truth. I'll give Doyle points for that, he speaks for all mankind.
61. Karl's daddy says he doesn't have a boy. Well, he's obviously as full of $h!t as that slop jar sitting next to him. Heh! Anybody that would tread through that god awful house to make it to the other end just to tell his crazy a$$ that their his boy...MUST BE HIS BOY.
62. Doyle wants to know what he's gonna do about supper while his wife is out running around with a fag. Once again Doyle makes a good point.
63. Karl says he doesn't reckon he has a reason to kill anybody again. I think it's safe to say that Karl isn't psychic.
64. Thanks to Mr. Big Bush, we now know that all chicken stands on the side of the road don't necessarily belong to the colonel.
65. Mustard's damn good.
66. Karl carries around with him a book on how to be a carpenter...but he actually turns out to be one hell of a mechanic.
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Lby54229
14 years ago
67. John Ritter is not a "guy guy."
68. It hurts my jaw to keep it poked out like Billy Bob Thornton did his.
69. Frank grew up, moved to Japan, and learned how to drift.
70. Pricing items is fun.
71. Karl always looks so deep in thought.
72. Karl things about taking some of these potaters home with him.
73. Karl's voice sounds like a race car. It doesn't make Frank nervous.
74. Karl does make some funny noises.
75. Good shoes are important...especially for walking.
76. Good tunes are also called melodies.
77. Writing songs outside the Mini Mart proves a successful song.
78. Dog shjt can be whipped out of Vaughn.
79. Frank could grow up to be a successful baseball pitcher.
80. We don't need to think bad thoughts.
81. Hades is another word for hell.
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MierdaDeToro
14 years ago
82. Vaughn will give a couple of cans of free potted meat to the right kid.
83. Vaughn's not funny ha-ha, but funny queer.
84. Doyle's band needs some paying gigs.
85. Not letting Karl have a key to the shop just isn't Christian.
86. People who are queer get along better in a big town.
87. You Will Be Happy.
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tweldon
14 years ago
88. Don't ask about your instruments if you are being thrown out of a house.
89. No one will help a guy being roughed up in a wheelchair.
The jail you plan for me is the one you're gonna rot in.-THE COLOR PURPLE, 1985
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