BEST LINES!!!!!!!!

"And Luther Vandros, n!gger used to be the black Poverati!" -Cletus

"Im sick of all this, lose weight, get healthy, everyone lookin all annorexic, I know what healthy is!!"

Granny "Now Carla, are you and Sherman having relations?"
Cletus&Mama "Now thats a good question." i just love how everyone stares at them

"Look, its Fat-zilla! You look like King Kong with titties!" -Reggie

"Women be shoppin!! OH! You cannot STOP a woman from shopin!" -Reggie

"The last time this brotha felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC!! Extra CRISPY!" -Reggie

"I got nothin against lesbians, I love lesbians. Bingo,...a little cunnilingus never hurt nobody." -granny

Granny "Theres nothin wrong with having relations!! Sometimes, I even relation myself."
the brother "I can relate!!"

wow!! this movie has so many great quotes, its hard to get them all down. i just love how much of an A-hole Reggie is...he's awesome!!