The first time I saw the film the line "I'm way past scared. This is somewhere between bed-wetting and a near-death experience." had me laughing so hard I almost fell off the couch.
Another one of my favorite lines is also Rizzo's - "He died? And this is supposed to be a kid's movie!"
“A platypus ... ... [hat is put on] ... PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?!?!”
My favorite line is when the tomato looks at us and says, "Well, how else did you think we were going to get him in this movie?"
The joke is the Swedish Chef has a pig snout on and is cooking for the pigs on the island.
Definitely Mr. Bimble.
A black spot? On the holy bible?
How does she DO that?
And I like the rats using the boat like a cruise ship. (Can't help it, I've watched WAY to much Love Boat).
My mother's maiden name was Bishop, so who knows...maybe Kevin IS a distant relative.
How could nobody mention...
Dead Tom's dead! Long John shot him!
But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why they call him Dead Tom.
Oh.
Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!
"This is somewhere between bed-wetting and a near-death experience."
shareBenjamina: Well hello, Loooonnnggg John!
Capt. Smollet: Oh no, him too?!
"Dead Tom's dead!"
"But Dead Tom was always dead."
"Oh." throws Dead Tom on the ground.